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hyth / he / 27 / humble library ghoul ♥

[ambystomaeft]

i'm not trying to be critical, but....does he ever stop laughing?

[zinfandelprince]

it’s just a tic. if he ever stopped completely, i’d honestly be worried about him. you get used to it!

[ambystomaeft]

well, as long as it's normal for him. i was a little concerned, but dr. stavridis tells me he's a malkavian, so i shouldn't worry.

[zinfandelprince]

the rule of thumb regarding malkavians is, don’t worry about them, worry about yourself!

not lestat, though. he’s basically harmless.

[ambystomaeft]

good to know!

so, ah, the two of you are friends, then?

[ambystomaeft]

i'm not trying to be critical, but....does he ever stop laughing?

[zinfandelprince]

it’s just a tic. if he ever stopped completely, i’d honestly be worried about him. you get used to it!

[ambystomaeft]

well, as long as it's normal for him. i was a little concerned, but dr. stavridis tells me he's a malkavian, so i shouldn't worry.

[ambystomaeft]

i'm not trying to be critical, but....does he ever stop laughing?

[diablerizing]

O_O

[zinfandelprince]

sigh. my sire told me there’d be nights like this. i mean, she didn’t, but she would have.

[ambystomaeft]

is something the matter?

[zinfandelprince]

it’s just a bit nerve-wracking, setting up all the pieces and hoping everything will move correctly when it’s time. they don’t give you a script for this; you’re just supposed to make it up as you go along and get it right on the first go, or else…

oh, but i don’t want to complain to you or anything! i’m sure i’m just letting my nerves get the better of me.

[ambystomaeft]

oh, don't worry, i've heard much worse in the way of complaining.

i'm sure you'll do well! try not to worry. of course, i don't know left from right when it comes to kindred politics, but if you're at the helm everything should go swimmingly.

[zinfandelprince]

that’s sweet of you to say, and flattering, since i haven’t really done much of anything yet. i’ll try not to let you down.

[ambystomaeft]

ah - well, um - heh. of course. you could never let me down.

[zinfandelprince]

sigh. my sire told me there’d be nights like this. i mean, she didn’t, but she would have.

[ambystomaeft]

is something the matter?

[zinfandelprince]

it’s just a bit nerve-wracking, setting up all the pieces and hoping everything will move correctly when it’s time. they don’t give you a script for this; you’re just supposed to make it up as you go along and get it right on the first go, or else…

oh, but i don’t want to complain to you or anything! i’m sure i’m just letting my nerves get the better of me.

[ambystomaeft]

oh, don't worry, i've heard much worse in the way of complaining.

i'm sure you'll do well! try not to worry. of course, i don't know left from right when it comes to kindred politics, but if you're at the helm everything should go swimmingly.

[zinfandelprince]

sigh. my sire told me there’d be nights like this. i mean, she didn’t, but she would have.

[ambystomaeft]

is something the matter?

[ambystomaeft]

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

[rosendahl-official]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He really told you that? With a straight face?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ambystomaeft]

...so that was an outright lie, i take it.

[rosendahl-official]

If it helps, you’re not the only ghoul to get fed that little fairy story. He only had a chance in hell of getting away with it because you don’t meet enough Kindred to know better. Toreador are the worst, by the way.

[ambystomaeft]

toreador? really? but prince erin said otherwise...

[ambystomaeft]

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

[normaltremere]

yeah my husband once got caught making a dick appointment with this girl in santa monica and he told his ghoul that kindred can't have sex

[ambystomaeft]

what the fuck!!!

[normaltremere]

in his defense it's a very funny thing to tell your ghouls.

[ambystomaeft]

can't argue with that, i suppose.

[ambystomaeft]

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

[normaltremere]

yeah my husband once got caught making a dick appointment with this girl in santa monica and he told his ghoul that kindred can't have sex

[ambystomaeft]

what the fuck!!!

[ambystomaeft]

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

[rosendahl-official]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He really told you that? With a straight face?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ambystomaeft]

...so that was an outright lie, i take it.

[ambystomaeft]

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

[ambystomaeft]

any longer???

[ambystomaeft]

i was wondering why my skeleton kept going missing...

[emetstavridis]

RAPHAEL HYTHLODAEUS MOORE.

[ambystomaeft]

the full legal name! oh, i'm in big trouble now! :)

[ambystomaeft]

i was wondering why my skeleton kept going missing...

[rosendahl-official]

@minoru-san

As funny as this little standoff is, if you continue haranguing the Tremere there won’t be enough left of you to fit in a coffee cup, and more to the point, I will not be feeling very inclined to hire said coffee cup. Be told.

[minoru-san]

Aw, but I could bring you a fantastic article!

[rosendahl-official]

What, about the Primogen being some kind of skeleton pervert? Big whoop. Frankly, you’d surprise more people if you reported that any given Tremere DOESN’T have something nasty and sticky in his basement.

[emetstavridis]

:/

[rosendahl-official]

Wasn’t talking to you. Go on, shoo—I think I can hear bones rattling.

[ambystomaeft]

i almost regret setting him loose on the doctor...