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vconsortium

I knew we'd see eye to eye.

rosendahl-official

Out of curiosity, did you also leave any fake tunnels painted on walls for him to run into?

vconsortium

Hm? Whatever could you mean?

rosendahl-official

Any anvils tied up with rope? No? How disappointing.

vconsortium

I knew we'd see eye to eye.

rosendahl-official

Out of curiosity, did you also leave any fake tunnels painted on walls for him to run into?

zinfandelprince

i love hans and thirty and the other kindred here, but if i didn’t host tours at the winery and go to neighborhood meetings i would probably go insane. maybe it’s just a toreador thing.

rosendahl-official

That’s the devil of it, isn’t it? Learning to keep your distance.

Watch out for any suspicious crates in LA labeled “ACME CO.”

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rosendahl-official

Do you mean to tell me a certain Ventrue arranged to pour his own blood on some random pavement in Los Angeles just to wait for Leo to stumble across it and promptly lick it up like a dog…and it worked?

cagegory5oraclemoemant

kindof a a bruh mmaoemnt if i s ay so mnsyelf

rosendahl-official

And a Looney Tunes moment, I might add.

Do you mean to tell me a certain Ventrue arranged to pour his own blood on some random pavement in Los Angeles just to wait for Leo to stumble across it and promptly lick it up like a dog…and it worked?

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ambystomaeft

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

rosendahl-official

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He really told you that? With a straight face?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ambystomaeft

...so that was an outright lie, i take it.

rosendahl-official

If it helps, you’re not the only ghoul to get fed that little fairy story. He only had a chance in hell of getting away with it because you don’t meet enough Kindred to know better. Toreador are the worst, by the way.

ambystomaeft

toreador? really? but prince erin said otherwise...

rosendahl-official

Yes, well, some of us do have a functional sense of shame.

ambystomaeft

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

rosendahl-official

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He really told you that? With a straight face?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ambystomaeft

...so that was an outright lie, i take it.

rosendahl-official

If it helps, you’re not the only ghoul to get fed that little fairy story. He only had a chance in hell of getting away with it because you don’t meet enough Kindred to know better. Toreador are the worst, by the way.

ambystomaeft

dr. stavridis told me kindred aren't capable of that sort of thing at all. should someone inform sheriff thirty, or...?

rosendahl-official

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He really told you that? With a straight face?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zinfandelprince

toreador don’t just take anyone to bed either!!

rosendahl-official

That’s right, we set our sights on only the most special of random nobodies.

rosendahl-official

@minoru-san

As funny as this little standoff is, if you continue haranguing the Tremere there won’t be enough left of you to fit in a coffee cup, and more to the point, I will not be feeling very inclined to hire said coffee cup. Be told.

minoru-san

Aw, but I could bring you a fantastic article!

rosendahl-official

What, about the Primogen being some kind of skeleton pervert? Big whoop. Frankly, you’d surprise more people if you reported that any given Tremere DOESN’T have something nasty and sticky in his basement.

emetstavridis

:/

rosendahl-official

Wasn’t talking to you. Go on, shoo—I think I can hear bones rattling.

rosendahl-official

@minoru-san

As funny as this little standoff is, if you continue haranguing the Tremere there won’t be enough left of you to fit in a coffee cup, and more to the point, I will not be feeling very inclined to hire said coffee cup. Be told.

minoru-san

Aw, but I could bring you a fantastic article!

rosendahl-official

What, about the Primogen being some kind of skeleton pervert? Big whoop. Frankly, you’d surprise more people if you reported that any given Tremere DOESN’T have something nasty and sticky in his basement.

@minoru-san

As funny as this little standoff is, if you continue haranguing the Tremere there won’t be enough left of you to fit in a coffee cup, and more to the point, I will not be feeling very inclined to hire said coffee cup. Be told.

#from the writer’s desk