eat your vegetables

i make science shitposts and occasional trash art but mostly just science shitposts

[thebootydiaries]

me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy

[ambystroma-blog]

i don’t know what i’m living for after ap exams

[revolutionarykoolaid]

a fucking autobiography

[ambystroma-blog]

me post ap exams

[ambystroma-blog]

i have calc tomorrow but honestly after physics c im just chillin because i know i can destroy those differential equations faster than collegeboard destroyed my self confidence today

[ambystroma-blog]

chad dominant mouse urine protein vs virgin insubordinate mouse urine protein

[ambystroma-blog]

hiatus

ugh...im forcing myself to get away from tumblr until may 20 because of ap/ib exams, sorry guys. i know there’s not a lot of people who actively follow me on this website so it’s not a huge deal, but just letting you know. im really sick of not being able to focus on anything, so i really just wanna ditch tumblr for a bit, sorry 

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[ambystroma-blog]

holy shit i just got a brain aneurysm reading this post 

[ambystroma-blog]

damn i gotta get my driver’s license before i can donate organs?? time to learn how to drive 

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

biology

[ambystroma-blog]

be like a neutron and stay strong under the pressure (of a collapsing star of several solar masses)!!

unless whatever is stressing you out is more massive than 2-3 solar masses in which case you are FUCKED and will collapse into a black hole shortly

[ambystroma-blog]

hey listen to my shitty singing

ive gotten better since i was a 13-year-old freshman i guess

song: アウトサイダー / outsider by eve

[ambystroma-blog]

only 18 number labels but what if i want to take 19 exams??? smh collegeboard

[ambystroma-blog]

i made this for the chem class i TA for and honestly I Can’t Believe the Font I Found Is That Similar!®

[thegreatsnapescape-deactivated2]

Every ~science aesthetic~ blog on this cesspool of a website

[picture of a spiral galaxy, unidentified]

[basic periodic table joke]

[gif of an intensely exothermic chemical reaction with no explanation]

[albert einstein in space edit]

[someone writing e=mc^2 on a chalkboard]

[Hubble telescope image of nebula, unidentified]

[ambystroma-blog]

you forgot [unlabeled assortment of beakers filled with food-coloured water]

[ambystroma-blog]

PSA: use Reddit to find leaked AP exam resources

googling “sample ap physics c exams″: wow finally i found 3 leaked problems from the 2015 mc section only took me two hours to find 

googling “ap physics c site:reddit.com”: free pdfs of everything within 5 minutes 

---

shitpost aside, it’s actually a good resource and if there’s a bunch of current and past AP students on there willing to help each other out...if there’s a resource you can’t find, make a post and someone will likely try to help! It’s especially active now that it’s near May.

[ambystroma-blog]

great quotes from my 2017-18 teachers

“you know human physiology would be a lot easier if humans were just torsos”

“i don’t actually know what i’m doing”

“sounds like you’re having a different existential crisis than you were last time i was over here”

“i’m sorry i had to read your handwriting too” (in response to “i’m sorry you had to read my handwriting” on a biology test) 

“yes, ’bloody heck’ is the worst thing you can say in front of elementary schoolers”

“time to evaluate this bad boi” (in reference to an E/M problem)

“nobody wants to be here today, including me”

“anyway, i should get back to torturing AP students”

[memewhore]

[ambystroma-blog]

this is the type of quality biology shitposting i’m here for