Bitsow

Free as in "free beach" and also as in "free spear"

[passacagliaofficial]

INVETNING

[hotvampireadjacent]

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[plastiboo]

[evilwizard]

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

[evilwizard]

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

[mooglythegreatandgoogly]

boss, is this stuff supposed to make pink smoke hearts?

[evilwizard]

wuhoh

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[bitsow]

we accept "multivitamins" too easily. what do you mean you put ten different drugs in this bottle. combo pack medication. shotgun prescription. we don't know whats missing in your body so just take one of everything

[dankxsinatra]

Yall've deconstructed enough. Start constructing again.

[dimsilver]

“The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.” - G.K. Chesterton

[yorickless]

it's crazy how much the field of computing has been able to do with just semiconductors. imagine what would happen if they managed to get full conductors working. twice as much!

[abalidoth]

when I worked at Intel a decade and a half ago, they were just starting to put copper in their chip designs. The problem is that copper is an absolute bastard to keep out of other things; you can put a penny on a silicon wafer and if you check it twelve hours later, the back of the wafer is unusably contaminated by copper atoms migrating through the lattice.

there was a guy in the factory called the Copper Czar whose entire job was making sure that copper contamination didn't fuck up entire runs of chips. Every set of tools came with one green handled version (never use this on anything that touches copper) and one orange handled version (only use on filthy, filthy copper).

so like. This post is a joke but it's also more true than you think.

[prudencepaccard]

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[thememedaddy]

[sigmaleph]

gosh i love subways. more methods of transportation should involve being enveloped by the earth

[sigmaleph]

the sickness at the heart of the modern world is that when we need to get to the other side of the planet we go the long way around on planes instead of dropping some sort of capsule down a tunnel that cuts through the earth's core

[headedoutleft]

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

[beardedmrbean]

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[mr-deep-downer]

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience