Wonderwall

Im Nothing Special Music can cure things that medication cant.

[lesbianywheretogether]

[satinbonnets]

Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

[fangirlsdilemma]

One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass supporting characters with these fascinating back stories and instead we have to pay attention to this truly boring couple instead of hearing about Jasper fighting in a vampire war, or Alice as a psychic girl in a 1920’s mental institution, or Carlyle as a vampire doctor trying to atone for all the murdering he did.

Or Leah as the ONLY BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD, or that other vampire baby from South America.

Or pretty much anything beyond Bella and Edward staring at one another and crying.

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[queeringfeministreality]

Oh thank fucking god I thought it was gonna be him being sexist. PHEW!

[jimmysyellowesteem]

Drag them to fucking Saturn and back!

[skygenders]

School and Tumblr

[wanheda-trikru]

Please reblog if you wouldn't act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay or lesbian.

[samitch]

or trans / genderfluid / nonbinary / etc.

[abi-anarchy-deactivated20181230]

As we burst into colour returning to life!

[positivedeity]

another edit! request me!

[mickeyandcompany]

[fallenforpayne]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[crowbarsofar]

PREACH!!!!!!

[girlbossjodiarias]

The federally funded lesbian farmers are creating memes.

[gruncheon]

i love the future

[partpunkluke]

[soft-sapphiic]

Girls are so ethereal and beautiful and I’m so lucky that I get to love them

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[guy]

i just made bird noises

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Newark police chased 10-year-old Legend Preston because they thought he was an adult.

Ten-year-old Legend Preston’s mother said on Facebook that her “fun loving child is forever changed” after being chased by armed police who reportedly mistook him for an adult robbery suspect.

Preston was playing basketball near his home in Newark, New Jersey, when his ball rolled into the street. He ran to retrieve it, and that’s when he saw the police officers. 

“Some police started coming this way with guns pointed at me, and then I ran into the backyard,” Legend said. The cops only let up when witnesses stepped in.

follow @the-movemnt

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

I need every white adult to watch this and UNDERSTAND

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

I think we broke the notes…

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[asherlockstudy]

OH MY GOD I couldn’t believe this but it literally has no notes!!!!!!!!

[dancelikeandrewscott-deactivate]

Amazing - the no notes post of Rachel flinging her bra ad running away.

I was here.

[workerplayer-deactivated2017020]

what the fuck 

[marvelownsmylife]

August 19, 2016 I was here and this is literally weird as fuck

[dammit-stark]

Gotta be a part of history because there’s no notes???? Ok

[devonhale]

me, wearing a flannel: I’m Wearing This Because I’m Not Straight