guess who's procrastinating

i have work to do but no intention of doing it. this is a trash humor and anime blog run by a trash person :')))))

[jwasontodd]

Look at him.

[hidekanelovers]

He’s so cute when he’s flusterd

[ameri-can-but-shouldnt-blog1]

90 99 138 140 143

90. Name a person you love.

My girlfriend, Lindsey. Since I’m not close to any of my family members.

99. Any pets?

Yep, I have a black cat! Her name is Xion.

138. Curly or straight hair?

I have naturally curly hair, but I love straight hair and I wish I had it.

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter for sure. Sweaters and hot chocolate, man.

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Nah.

Thanks for the questions, anon!

[mikewheelor-deactivated20171122]

[lil-baby-phan]

Guys, please pass this around. Those messages about the virus are really something that should not be ignored. I woke up today with three of these messages in my inbox. Three. This virus this is getting smarter and smarter by the minute. I understand that they are anonymous, but DO NOT answer them because after this, you’ll get fanmail that you’ll accidentally click on and that’s when you’ll get the virus. I’m honestly not sure if I want to be on tumblr with this happening. Please spread this around and everyone stay protected.

Spread this

sTAY SAFE MY CHILDREN

[fridadali]

It’s a good thing I just assume no one has a crush on me

[omfgrealitytv-deactivated201911]

Tanisha Always On Beat LOL

[dats-my-type-deactivated2021022]

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

[bugsroseee]

Someone link this to her

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

[bruhssia]

i couldn’t choose between the two so i did both oops

[uuuytgftthjhddvvxxbbbbbb]

This is fucking amazing I can’t breathe

[slapsacks]

me: *one headphone doesn’t work properly*

me: *twists headphone cord around arm, folds it in half, pinches cord jack, drapes cord carefully on lap, hunches over, and holds it against ear*

headphone: *works*

me: ah perfect

[mrsgrumpygills]

(insp)

[pinkbuizelarchive-blog]

Dat me

[tesladyneindustries]

Dat me

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Dat me

[sigilyph]

Dat me

[yatterman-deactivated20221021]

Dat me

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

LUIGI TIME

[xthni]

can straight white people even fall in love? I’ve never seen that in a movie before

[infinitimatti]

“bisexuals can only like two genders”

[thecommonchick]

HES DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT!

[motionwaltz]

[coldwarqueer-deactivated2015022]

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

[taakovapes]

[giveitallforonenight-deactivate]

[mcdannno-blog-deactivated202211]

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

[imgonegoodbye-deactivated201501]

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

[schoolsorrow]

IT’S TRANSPERNABRT

[grosser]

years of this post and finally, we have freedom.

[hqpop]

i think im p late to this meet up but hi!! i’m alex!! come say hi!! (ps im rlly close to 1.6k so you should follow me!!) (and check out my youtube!!) (#spon)

[my-youth-isyours]

Are you even real 😍

[hqpop]

i’m not real. im a figment of your imagination

[my-youth-isyours]

Please never leave my imagination you attractive little shit

[perversae]

So my dad has new clients and their son is transgender. He got pregnant with his boyfriend and put the baby up for adoption and the baby was adopted by a gay couple….which means that his baby daughter has 4 dads and no mom.

[krakendra]

This kid is going to own at the ‘my dad can beat up your dad’ game.

[solarine]

Can you imagine if the families stay in touch and have a reunion someday, and the poor kid has to sit there and listen to FOUR dads telling awful jokes all day?