Shrugs.

Luke / Capricorn / Avocado Enthusiast

[american-lollipop]

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[errorschacha]

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

…..because shes a baby……………………….

[afk]

i was looking at my selfie and this happened???

[robotsharks-deactivated20260326]

friend: hey can i borrow your phone?

me: yeah just gimme one sec

[american-lollipop]

@vnvtome

[vnvtome]

literally us

[lgbtjazzy]

[alecsarchive]

[stability]

me: I’m going to be super productive today, I’m gonna clean up my room, finish all my work, go to the gym, and get to bed early. today is going to be a good day

my brain:

[hbunot]

Last name hungry first name always

[trinidemgirlz]

[theefaultinmyblog-blog]

this is the dopest thing I’ve ever seen

[debonairgotjuice-deactivated201]

Never NOT reblog

[youngblackandtwentysomething]

Slay everybody.

[edencarter]

Just found my religion

[heysexyfiiish-deactivated201303]

[nevvhampshire-deactivated201302]

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

[american-lollipop]

me: *literally just wakes up*

brain: Anyway, as I was saying. *commences the screaming*

[h0odrich]

heavy metal and reflective gies off but idk what she’s saying sometimes I just make up the words like ‘I be at the bridal shower on the guest list..catch me in the corner by my lonesome eating chex mix …tossing turnin 1am you can call me restless…something something heavy metal and reflective’

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

[carlycotnoir-deactivated2017030]

[vnvtome]

@american-lollipop

[alixmc]

[rubyetc]

[alexander]

playing slightly explicit music loudly is such a rush