Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

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Washing ashore must feel good as fuck
Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
You specifically understand
The Traveler
maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?
So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.
Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]
Absolutely insane that there aren't more people thirsting over Sloth from FMA:B
what if a creature was both strange and hilarious. multifaceted.
Hey everyone!! I just wanted to thank you all for participating in my soupcore month of soups last month! It was a pleasure answering all of your soup questions. I unfortunately wasn’t able to get to all of them, so sorry! They were all wonderful though and it means so much that you participated.
Here are all of the soup rats in their glory!! People have asked about stickers and prints. Because of tariffs I’m holding off on stickers for now but you can get prints on my inprnt. I ordered copies for myself to test the quality and I am quite pleased! Thanks again! This project was a ton of work but I’m so happy the soup rats now exist in the world 💖🥫🐀
Prints✨
They were NINETEEN and TWENTY-TWO they should’ve been at the club
back on my bullshit
its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.
et voila
Chef i think something terrible has happened
Yes I see the problem here is you cooked the wrong turkey because instead of a regular turkey you cooked the turkey of darkness and you are fired
Blogging For Real
same shirt
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so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.
The people yearn for Star Trek nutrient cubes