me in honey

If napoleon had had me waterloo wouldn't have gone down like that 

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[molebucks-deactivated20150826]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[weirdsimsinhistory]

I tweaked the Pleasantview neighborhood story descriptions a little bit  ;^)

[thempress222]

fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[americanperfekt]

[thecheeziersnack-blog]

[badassdemonsword]

[haydenthewitch]

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

[foodnetwork-fandom]

guy fieri doesn’t what now?

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[segamascott]

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[goose-smoothie]

all media involving Nicolas Cage becomes infinitely more enjoyable when you start approaching it with the idea that everyone was given a script whilst he was given nothing but a costume and a slap on the arse before being thrown on set