me in honey

If napoleon had had me waterloo wouldn't have gone down like that 

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Made me giggle

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I would be so good at alchemical fraud, Id be pouring bottles into each other watching that shit sizzle making a kings ransom and Im out the window before they realize the panacea I gave them is straight mercury vapors and dog ashes

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[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear

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