Don't open the closet

That's where I keep the bees ;)

[kittykatninja321]

Sasuke Dababy Uchiha fancam

(Photosensitivity warning for flashing)

[mismedleym]

visitation by an angel (revisited)

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[annabelle--cane]

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

[romancenjoyer]

i think people’s tolerance for ambiguity in relationships needs to be higher

[straycatj]

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

[straycatj]

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

[straycatj]

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[oeing-oeing-clay]

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

[felderwin]

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

[huffylemon]

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[mortalityplays]

when the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one 🌞 🥰 and the sunshine one doesn't appreciate that kind of condescension from someone who holds everyone else in the world to rigorous intellectual scrutiny 👀🔥👀 and the grumpy one low key thinks the sunshine one is a lil morally bankrupt and self obsessed for maintaining the facade even when acknowledgment of struggle and negativity is necessary for constructive change 🤭 😌 and they get divorced. they get divorced. 🧑‍⚖️❌

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[ominous-signs]

_

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

[kittykatninja321]

Mad as fuck in the Trader Joe’s cause I paid the fair to come all the way over here and they don’t have 3/4 things I came to get and my only consolation prize is getting to witness the smoldering sexual tension between all of the bisexual employees