Irrelevant Peasant

Zero, she/they/he | AO3: americanphancakes

[phregnancy]

what jobs do phannies have

[sluttycinderella]

wore my “don’t cry, craft” shirt today cuz i felt like it fit the vibe, “grieve but don’t let it destroy you,”sort of thing. several people came up to me saying they appreciated the sentiment and wanted to know where i got it. i had to explain it was youtuber merch.

[willowcrowned]

if we want the rewards of posting our fic we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of editing the damn thing

[limnaea]

if we want the rewards of posting our fic we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing the damn thing

[rodentboysummer]

Starting a conspiracy theory that Hank Green was the celebrity who asked Dan and Phil for a threesome

[add1ictwithapen]

Phil needs to get the pumpkin mug

[cheekyvank]

sorry i thought we were already in Dan and Phil 2.0 ????? you’re telling me this is only like 1.5???

[americanphancakes]

This feels like 1.9.5, like the prepatch into 2.0 that gives you practice with the new game mechanics & new rules before 2.0 throws you into the new story.

[lizardsmp3]

guys. there was a little shield bug on the stage at the start of act 2. so they like stopped the wrestling dead in its tracks to be like oh there’s a little bug!!! and dan made phil pick it up and they handed it off and carried it offstage and called it the phug. it was SO SO FUCKING CUTE

[amazingphil]

SPOOKY WEEK DAY 2: We try babysitting THE BABY IN YELLOW 👶🎃

[lizardsmp3]

OKAY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY DONT DO THE MONKEY GROOMING THING EVERY SHOW so basically phil just had like little flyaways and dan’s gay ass points it out and then just goes and fixes his hair. like who asked you to do that. and then he immediately starts making fun of us like “ooooh they touched!!! ooooohhhh they groom each other like monkeys!” LIKE YOU ARE THE GAY ONE HERE.

[americanphancakes]

Yeah no this definitely did not happen in Dallas. I am so grateful I was there in person to see it in st louis, it was SUCH A MOMENT

[whimsicalskeleton]

here we go again!!!

[whimsicalskeleton]

video uploading! i seem to have significantly better signal here than i had in seattle

[terribleinfluence-tour]

[pseudophan]

shoutout to whoever is trying to autism trap dan and phil by asking about their utencil preferences

[americanphancakes]

Hoping I'll have the energy to write a lil bit after the show tonight. Wish me luck

[lizardsmp3]

What just happened to me.

[catboydan]

take another

[thatsmistertoyou]

should I try to make a TIT outfit out of my old dnp t shirts 👀

I have a whole drawer of them that are too old or ill fitting to be in the regular rotation but I can’t seem to part with them

Leo is helping

is cringe dead enough for me to show up w ‘have the courage to exist’ on my ass

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 22, 2024

[thatsmistertoyou]

I made a skirt ✌️I used 6 of my old dnp shirts and an old pair of shorts (for the waistband)

front: II tour shirt (back), japhan shirt, YWGTTN (front), II hexagon pocket (+ danandphilshop tag on the hem)

back: II tour shirt (front), courage to exist shirt, YWGTTN (back), and ‘try new things’ pocket

more details under the cut!

idk how much of it you can see but I literally cannot keep Leo off of this so it’s covered in hair

my II shirts were faded, so i gave them a refresh with a sharpie. (it shouldn’t come out since I set it with an iron, but I’m gonna wash it separately just in case)

here’s all the material that’s leftover. I’ll see what I can salvage to reuse. I used most of the big pieces to line it, but there are some left.

how’d I do? 🫰

[courageofliving]

As promised… Dan and Phil vs. Bucees