John Walker

Built Ford Tough

[americas-ass-hole]

John Walker, Decorated War Veteran, Former Captain America, Current US Agent, High School State Football Champ (Go Bears!), and Resident "Himbo" (whatever that means, Yelena)

Mod Info:

she/her

24

been roleplaying since I was (too) young, but haven't in years

working hard or hardly working

DNI/Warnings

saw another account do this and thought it may be beneficial

no minors (specifically nsfw)

canon typical violence

mental illness (PTSD, depression, anxiety, suicidal ideations, self-harm) - these will not necessarily be brought up, but forewarned is forearmed

[official-redguardian]

\\ My Alexei and Yelena figures came in the mail and they ended up being knock offs!

They look rather silly, and I will be returning them. Hopefully at a full refund.

These were the pictures of what they were meant to be:

I’m a little annoyed, but hopefully I’ll be able to refund @chichisystem the money and we can find the real figures! //

[official-redguardian]

\\ THE JOHN AND SENTRY ONES LOOK JUST AS BAD //

[official-redguardian]

@sentry-official @johnagentwalker @johnwalker-usagent @usagent-walker @usagent-notcap @us-agent-atyourservice @bob-bobby-reynolds @officialrobert-bobby-reynolds @official-john-walker @americas-ass-hole

[americas-ass-hole]

// john is legit melting. The helmet is him

[bxllovas]

hi guys would you still love me if I was a worm

@iheartladies @flameonjohnathan @thewinterdeath @americas-ass-hole @therealbobreynolds

[americas-ass-hole]

….yelena

[americas-ass-hole]

woah.

Woah?

[spidermansballs]

[bxllovas]

@realjohn-walker @americas-ass-hole

bottom.

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know one

[bxllovas]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

[americas-ass-hole]

👀

[bxllovas]

IM NOT A BOTTOM ASK BUCKY OR AVA TRUST

[americas-ass-hole]

What makes you think I’M a bottom?!?!

[bxllovas]

You just give himbo super soldier bottom energy ngl

[americas-ass-hole]

Well you give off pillow princess energy

[bxllovas]

I don’t like this game anymore. 🙁

[americas-ass-hole]

Might I remind you that you started it

[bxllovas]

it’s okay bro I still think your cool ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[americas-ass-hole]

I think you’re pretty cool too. I like your widow zappers <3

[iheartladies]

You guys are both bottoms. End of conversation.

@wh1tewidcw @americas-ass-hole

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know many 👀👀

[spidermansballs]

[bxllovas]

@realjohn-walker @americas-ass-hole

bottom.

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know one

[bxllovas]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

[americas-ass-hole]

👀

[bxllovas]

IM NOT A BOTTOM ASK BUCKY OR AVA TRUST

[americas-ass-hole]

What makes you think I’M a bottom?!?!

[bxllovas]

You just give himbo super soldier bottom energy ngl

[americas-ass-hole]

Well you give off pillow princess energy

[bxllovas]

I don’t like this game anymore. 🙁

[americas-ass-hole]

Might I remind you that you started it

[bxllovas]

it’s okay bro I still think your cool ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[americas-ass-hole]

I think you’re pretty cool too. I like your widow zappers <3

[spidermansballs]

[bxllovas]

@realjohn-walker @americas-ass-hole

bottom.

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know one

[bxllovas]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

[americas-ass-hole]

👀

[bxllovas]

IM NOT A BOTTOM ASK BUCKY OR AVA TRUST

[americas-ass-hole]

What makes you think I’M a bottom?!?!

[bxllovas]

You just give himbo super soldier bottom energy ngl

[americas-ass-hole]

Well you give off pillow princess energy

[bxllovas]

I don’t like this game anymore. 🙁

[americas-ass-hole]

Might I remind you that you started it

[spidermansballs]

[bxllovas]

@realjohn-walker @americas-ass-hole

bottom.

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know one

[bxllovas]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

[americas-ass-hole]

👀

[bxllovas]

IM NOT A BOTTOM ASK BUCKY OR AVA TRUST

[americas-ass-hole]

What makes you think I’M a bottom?!?!

[bxllovas]

You just give himbo super soldier bottom energy ngl

[americas-ass-hole]

Well you give off pillow princess energy

[spidermansballs]

[bxllovas]

@realjohn-walker @americas-ass-hole

bottom.

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know one

[bxllovas]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

[americas-ass-hole]

👀

[bxllovas]

IM NOT A BOTTOM ASK BUCKY OR AVA TRUST

[americas-ass-hole]

What makes you think I’M a bottom?!?!

[spidermansballs]

[bxllovas]

@realjohn-walker @americas-ass-hole

bottom.

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know one

[bxllovas]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

[americas-ass-hole]

👀

[spidermansballs]

[bxllovas]

@realjohn-walker @americas-ass-hole

bottom.

[americas-ass-hole]

Takes one to know one

[mythomars]

Me when I’m a dog and hear my favorite word

[bxllovas]

@americas-ass-hole @realjohn-walker

“do you want a treat or do u wanna go out for a walk” headahh dumbahh boy 😂🫵

[americas-ass-hole]

This is elder abuse

[revolt-against-control]

@us-agent-atyourservice @usagent-walker @usagent-notcap @even-better-john-walker @johnagentwalker @johnwalker-usagent @americas-ass-hole

Wear it, sluts.

[americas-ass-hole]

With pride, asshole

[official-redguardian]

@even-better-john-walker @johnagentwalker @johnwalker-usagent @hydras-agent @usagent-walker @usagent-notcap @us-agent-atyourservice @americas-ass-hole

[americas-ass-hole]

It’s not what it looks like

[therealbobreynolds]

wow. cheating on me already?

[americas-ass-hole]

This is clearly coercion

[therealbobreynolds]

i think you should prove your loyalty to me

[americas-ass-hole]

Gladly and vigorously

[therealbobreynolds]

im waiting

[official-redguardian]

Am invited? 🥺

[americas-ass-hole]

Abso fucking lutely NOT

[fake-tweets]

[starrinyourwalls]

And then he went and got a boyfriend.

[yelena-realthunder-bolt]

If you would’ve ran way a little earlier we could’ve beat them

[americas-ass-hole]

Yall are just mad seeing a man succeed

[americas-ass-hole]

Hey, John. I was wondering if I could ask you a favour?

- @itsbobreynolds

Anything

[official-redguardian]

@even-better-john-walker @johnagentwalker @johnwalker-usagent @hydras-agent @usagent-walker @usagent-notcap @us-agent-atyourservice @americas-ass-hole

[americas-ass-hole]

It’s not what it looks like

[therealbobreynolds]

wow. cheating on me already?

[americas-ass-hole]

This is clearly coercion

[therealbobreynolds]

i think you should prove your loyalty to me

[americas-ass-hole]

Gladly and vigorously