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musicals and memes

[trapcard]

facts only

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

[abiggaynerd-deactivated20180414]

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

[ok-dingo]

OP is lord farquaad

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[schittscreekoutofcontext]

[n1ightw1ng]

[thetomska]

[autisticqueen]

people who make fun of autistic people are no longer allowed to use slime, weighted blankets, stress balls, or anything similar that originated and/or was popularized by the autistic community.

[j-sprrr]

i very much agree, however, may i also propose:

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[unclefather]

And why would you hurt him?

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[hotvampireadjacent]

that child is now dead

[peachy-saffic]

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

cats: *big sleep*

cats: *wake up, lil bath, lil food*

cats: oh man … i’m so sleepy *big sleep part 5*

[born-for-fame]

me AF

[theoldreclaimingasia]

[tired-pascal]

No they’re fucking not lol

[bigasspants]

[tired-pascal]

Learn basic biology sweaty

[bigasspants]

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

[itseasytoremember]

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[princesstigerbelle]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

[logarto]

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[sailorbrazil]

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you

[weedstoner]

this is honestly one of my favorite scenes from any reality show ever, it completely defies explanation or description and it’s impossible to convey just how fucking insane it is to someone without showing them the clip