ị bụ onye iberibe

semi famous people follow me you should too - cis he/him - i make music sometimes

[pankendev]

stardew valley isn't "wholesome" it literally has you suck off every NPC for rent money????

[pankendev]

so apparently this is modded

[twinberry]

bruce springsteen, madonna, way before nirvana, aruba, jamaica, ooh i wanna take ya

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[catasters]

[catgirltitties]

nope its chuck testa

[achillesinhighheels]

[calamity-blossom]

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[dogpuppy]

[eclogues]

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[anglaised]

how do you build an audience on tumblr?

u dont want that

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[badassdemonsword]

[sweatermuppet]

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

[papayajuan2019]

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work