ị bụ onye iberibe

semi famous people follow me you should too - cis he/him - i make music sometimes

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[internetslug]

[boisrad]

[greyknighterotica]

[teaboot]

My favorite part of executing administrative tasks is when I achieve the flow state

[apple-juice-lover-official]

teaboot's famous Normal Brain back at it again

[arkanaea]

Wasn’t allowed to reblog this but I want yall to see it

[lonestatus]

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

[lonestatus]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

her: are you fucking stupid

me:

[dudeswithswords]

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[wibblywobblywibblywobbly]

she was so real for that

[sforzzz]

your mission in life is to find someone who jacks off to the same stuff as you