moving to @nocturnalbruiser

Connor Josten/CJ | he/him | pansexual

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Can we talk about this?!

[nonbinnyboots]

HEY remember in WWII when Jewish people were fleeing Germany and the USA put a quota on how many Jewish immigrants they would accept because they were worried there were too many Jewish people coming over to the USA???

Reminder that the USA has always been fucking garbage to immigrants and basic humanity

[homoxstuff-deactivated20171122]

Please spread I haven’t seen this in the news still! I’ve literally had to tell people about it and they didn’t believe me!

[nuocmamboi]

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[sbbofficialblog]

Nier Automata For Beginners Sneak Peek

[amessycryptid]

So:

I’ve made a completely different tumblr! It’s @nocturnalbruiser and I don’t have any posts yet. If you want to go ahead and follow it, please do so! I won’t shut this blog down until I’m finished getting my blog ready and whatever.

Also, I know this is late, but Happy Holidays everyone! :)

[amessycryptid]

Reblogging again to add that I’m either deactivating this blog after New Years or just not using it anymore/ turning it into an archive of sorts. It’ll probably be the first option.

[alexavier-taiga-deactivated2019]

I don’t understand why america is like “RED WHITE AND BLUE ARE THE COLORS OF ‘MERICA!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1″ because like 

there are at least 35 other countries

[nlkjbkhvjucgkyfxjtd]

pls support trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things

[nlkjbkhvjucgkyfxjtd]

no seriously please reblog this ive seen so many posts saying to support trans boys and trans men who like traditionally feminine things and those posts are good!! i love them!!

but i have never in my life seen a post saying to support masculine trans girls and trans women or trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things and its really important to understand that showing support for trans women in any form is just as important as showing support for trans men so please, please reblog this.

support trans women and trans girls. support trans women and trans girls who like traditionally masculine things. trans women and trans girls who like traditionally masculine things are not any less valid than trans women and trans girls who don’t!!

[noonedefeatsme]

Y’know I don’t see much celebrating masculine trans guys either. It feels like no one on here celebrates masculinity at all.

[kameratar]

i kinda hate how like.. straights r just so fucking entitled, they’ll borderline monopolise minority statuses?

like, i always feel a bit out of place in even minority spaces, where i’m marginalised in ways others aren’t.. and i hate how i just feel like they’re more entitled to the space?

like no it shouldn’t be this way… privileged people shouldn’t just get to dictate over people who are marginalised, not even within marginalised groups. and it pisses me off how we’ve just normalised this idea that all minority people, should be majority/privileged in all but one aspect.

like the typical depiction of lgbtq+ people, is always a skinny abled white cis man. like at this point it almost feels like those people have more a right to be lgbtq+? like they own it or are the only ones who get to present themselves as lgbtq+.

it’s unfair and i kinda hate how it’s always like that. most minority people have intersecting marginalised identities, and the idea someone would just be minority in one aspect isn’t realistic. and people who are privileged shouldn’t be allowed to just monopolise being a minority.

[golbatgender]

It’s like how they think “black lesbian in a wheelchair” is a joke about trying too hard to hit all the bases when in fact there are an awful lot of people who fit that exact description.

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

[grawly]

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[marssipan]

@waylonjeggings

[sbbofficialblog]

Nier Automata For Beginners Sneak Peek

[radimudio]

NieR : Automata ~ 9S, A2, 2B

[beepocherriart]

I’m in so deep

[stelarbarbecue-deactivated20200]

“Beauty isn’t about having a pretty face. It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and most importantly a beautiful soul.”

[saddest-cat-hours]

[applejuicewerewolf]

I feel like Hollyweed was something that happened in 2005, not 11 months ago…

[ip2lb]

We’ve all been dissociating through this year