FtM loving the little things in life

I'm a quiet loser with a freudian love of snakes and more than my fair share of penis envy.

[stelera]

Denavir still has nightmares about the sister he abandoned in the Underdark. It's easier to just not sleep. His trances are blissfully empty.

[goflowolfog]

[guooey]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[stickyfrogs]

Beverley and Trevor are having an Important Corner Meeting! Someone has been Watching Them Eat!

[lycanr0t]

comic about determination and hope

[the-vegan-muser]

I took one of my new favorite cassowary pictures yesterday

[trek-tracks]

Poor Spock, who lost his hair on an away mission.

[adamtotscomix]

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[spirited-away-to-mandalore]

💀🐴SKELTON PAINTED HORSES🐴💀

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

Oh fuck, are those friesians?

[callmebliss]

GLOW IN THE DARK????

[madecunningly]

Okay but like if I saw a glowing giant skeleton horse do you know how fucking fast I would run away

[thenewborndeity]

Not faster than a horse i bet

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[megafaunatic]

see her fabulous

[bob-artist]

Last night's dream: Duck Orb

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 1-9

Because birds are criminals.

[thefishfiend]

These are large African Catfish. Reason there is large plastic sheet over them? Because they learnt to bump the tank and knock food into the water. Now, if they hear/smell food, they will pop their heads up like so.

[shinesurge]

i took a bug into the pewter city museum and experienced an emotion

[despazito]

damn they weren't lying that bittern sure is least

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]