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posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
body language masterlist
a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
550 words to say instead of fuckin said
638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
some more body language help
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Stuck Here With Him
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Stuck Here With Him Against his will, Danny's stuck in Gotham, New Jersey for the summer. At least there's a silver lining to all this! He has family there, so he won't be completely alone all summer! The silver lining is bronze. Danny loves his family as long as it's specifically Jazz and Dani. Dan, Mom, and Dad are on thin lines, but they're still above everyone else. His brother? He doesn't want anything to do with him. The bronze lining is dirt.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15
Part 10
Going back to Wayne Manor was like taking a deep breath of stale, rotten air. Honestly, Danny would much rather be back in the Penitentiary than anywhere near Wayne Manor, but Jason didn't want to be on Arkham Island anymore, so they had to go back. Besides, he didn't want anyone else to see him for the rest of the summer.
"Master Jason," Alfred greeted them at the door, "Master Danny. I expect you had an interesting lunch?"
Jason shook his head. "Nope. Completely mediocre."
"For nearly five hours?"
"Yep."
"And your absence when an attack on a Bat Burger happened while you were undoubtedly in the area?"
Jason cringed back a bit. "Would you believe if I said we weren't in the building?"
Alfred hummed. "Perhaps if you hadn't phrased it like that." He turned on his heel, walking to the kitchen. "I'll let the others know you two have returned unharmed, if a little chilly. Dinner will be served soon. Can I assume you'll be joining us tonight, Master Danny?"
Danny shook his head. "I don't want to see anyone."
"A shame," Alfred tutted, "Go clean yourselves up. You look like you just escaped from Arkham."
Danny and Jason looked at each other as soon as Alfred had disappeared.
"How the hell does he know that?" Danny demanded.
Jason shrugged. "I've been tryin' to figure that out for years."
At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely
technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.
Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.
Free courses on Coursera.
Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison
For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.
When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.
@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changingly helpful to me-
And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.
Learn more about the Red Cross International Humanitarian Law (IHL) Program to train policy professionals, government officials, academics,
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry
Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god
This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!
Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭
Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.
… It’s 2020
If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?
Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.
Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances
i dont get it
omg ves search it up
I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni
i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks
can’t risk it sorry
sorry no risks here
Risk taker? Wrong person
it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet
paranoid help
It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.
I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.
…shit.
3.5 million people are never wrong
World Heritage Post
sighs im not risking it
AU of this AU where Yue Qi started making a replacement body to put SJ's soul into when he thought SJ was dead
This time he went the plant body route- maybe even using the canon mushrooms- and has like, a toddler sized body that looks like SJ growing under his floorboards.
SJ is like WTF we have to get rid of it you stupid dumb weirdo! During his rant though he pokes the body- which was waiting for his soul to inhabit it and at the touch 'wakes up' early.
So now they have a plant baby to figure out- it seems to just be developing it's own personality in the absence of SJ's soul.
SJ is Team Dump It Somewhere. But YQ can't- it looks so much like SJ! He can't be mean to it! So he goes to his Shizun like, "btw I have a little brother can I bring him here?" And his Shizun like "yeah sure whatever."
The problem of course is that YQ leaves to 'go get his brother' and comes back with a toddler who looks just like SJ.
So everyone is like, "that's just you and SJ's lovechild isn't it?"
Which they both vehemently deny but like, Yue Yuan isn't looking any less like SJ the older he gets...
The lovechild rumor is about as far as it goes in the other sects. But on the mountain speculation is running wild.
Shen Jiu snaps that it's not his fault Yue Qi "went and found someone who looked like me instead of fixing his mistakes" when confronted by LQG.
Most of the mountain agrees that Yue Qi is definitely the baby daddy- opinions are split on SJ's involvement. He mostly just seems annoyed by the whole thing? Not enraged?? But the kid looks just like him???
Eventually Yue Yuan sprains his ankle or something and MQF gets a good look at him and realizes SY is a plant baby.
YQ's just like "Thanking shidi for keeping his confidence on this matter :)"
Later,
MQF: Shang-shidi I have to tell someone else or I'll explode can you keep a secret?
SQH: Yes?
MQF: I think Yue Qi tried to baby-trap Shen Jiu but it didn't work.
SQH: *Gasp*
Naturally this does not stay a secret for long.
Omg He’s dead?!? No!!
Inspired by this post
In order for Danny to go ghost he has to die. Every, single, time. While it was definitely concerning at first, there r only so many times u can die and be ok before u just stop freaking out about it.
This is why when a 20 y/o Danny gets kidnapped by a cult that intends to use him as a sacrifice to a demon, he is oddly calm about the whole thing. As soon as they kill him he’ll just turn into a ghost and stop them so it’s fine.
Problem, he was expecting the summoning part of this whole shebang to happen after his death. Whatever, he’s fought demons before so as soon as they do kill him he’ll just have to kick this guy’s ass and then put a stop to the cult.
Only he’s plans r changed, get again, when some of the batkids show up before the cult can kill him. Double fuck bc it’s clear these guys r not equipped to handle a demon and with how he’s a little tied up right now he can’t really kill himself. So with very limited options he resorts to asking the heroes to kill him.
Needless to say, Nightwing is very concerned about the seemingly suicidal hostage. Red Robin is confused as fuck and decided it’s probably best to leave the guy tied up until they could drop him off at a hospital. Spoiler thinks the guy’s just joking but gets more concerned the more he insists they kill him. Hell even Robin and Orphan are thrown off by the guy’s repeated requests for death as the fight goes on.
It’s at this point that Red Hood, getting tired of the guys voice, decided to actually asks the guy why he wants to die.
Problem with this is Danny fucking sucks at explaining things and for some reason thinks “I can totally kick that demon dudes ass but like, only if I’m dead.” Is a satisfactory answer.
For most of the bats it’s not. For Hood tho? Who has a better understanding of magic than the rest of the fam and has been wanting to shut this guy up all fight?
“Seems legit.” *BANG*
so this kept rattling around in my head, so I kind of wrote it
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65197054
Friends described living under the Trump Administration as being slowly beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
It still hurts. It's still painful. But you keep hearing a synthetic BAWWW every time it hits you as a constant reminder of how it's the stupidest possible way to die.
"Albert Crossman" the horrors never cease......
Yeah no. His name is Alberu. I will accept Alver if I absolutely have to. But absolutely not Albert.
I'm just hoping they don't completely fuck up Arm's name like they did in the manhwa. Darkness? Really?! That's what you want to go with?
the harmless series
Danny Fenton is reborn as Danyal al Ghul, Damian's older brother. He dies young and returns with memories of his past life in tact, which leads him on a long journey away from one home and to another. Damian, meanwhile, is searching for his long lost brother while trying to care for Ellie, the niece left to him by Danyal before his second disappearance, and the rest of the family is struggling to hold things together.
all parts will be linked on this post! please don't ask to be tagged, just check here occasionally for new updates
the beginning - danny
the lost brother - damian
title from this excerpt of Ada Limón's "To the Busted Among Us"
City Pigeons Bleed Green - Part 16
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“Jason!”
“What the fuck, dickhead,” Jason snapped as he stomped Dick’s way. “What if Danny—”
“Danny’s gone.”
“…what?”
Delilah's language (part two)
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"Tomorrow?" Danny repeated, glad he had set his cup down.
Mr. Wayne smiled, relieved Danny hadn't completely brushed him off. "yes, it's tomorrow. Damian, my son, is a huge conservationist. he gets it from his mother."
Danny blinked but before he could cut in, Mr. Wayne continued, "Oh! not that I don't care about the environment and stuff, it's just-"
"I get it," Danny reassured. he did not want to get stuck listening to Mr. Wayne try and fail to 'fix' his self-perceived mistake. "but I still don't really understand why you want me there..."
like sure, the kid's a fan of Danny or whatever (he was still trying to wrap his mind around that one.) but would the kid actually want Danny at his party? wouldn't that be like... he didn't know, weird? to just have this random guy from Illinois show up?
What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.
Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.
op youre fucking big brained oh my god
If you want to i can send you a link to some of the Tutorial videos i started binding my fanfic books.
PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD
PLEASE SEND LINKS OP PLEASE I BEG YOU
@laughuntilourribsgettough @starduststyx upon request: A tutorial playlist for my personal favourite bookbinding methods
Longstitch binding
https://youtu.be/a_LZ-BWhH_Q
2)Japanese Binding
https://youtu.be/j-r6c_trSxY
3) Belgian Binding
https://youtu.be/w-oct9Ttp1g
4) Coptic stitch binding
https://youtu.be/TdHo8NtDOXc
5) Case Bookbinding
https://youtu.be/Av_rU-yOPd4
Anyone interested in taking up this hobby should check out Renegade Publishing (aka Renegade Bindery). Its a whole community of bookbinders who bind fanfiction! They’ve got a lot of great free resources including step by step guides for formatting fics you’ve downloaded, where to get materials, and more!
Also I highly recommend checking out the fanbinding tag to see some absolutely stunning projects people have done.
Writing Prompt #12
Bruce is reading the paper when the pour of Tim's coffee goes abruptly quiet. It would be hard to pinpoint why this is disturbing if it wasn't for the way the soft, tinny sound the vent system in the manor makes cuts out for the first time since being updated in the 90s. The pour, Bruce realizes, has not slowed to a trickle before stopping. It has simply stopped. And there is no overeager clack of a the mug against the marble counter or the uncouth first slurp (nor muttered apology at Alfred's scolding look) immediately following the end of the pour.
Finally getting help
This one actually is edited thanks to @basementqueercock! Thank you friend!
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Vlad had been making a stink at the Gala about the Wayne brats taking his godson from him without his permission when the music suddenly cut out. Bruce Wayne himself stalked towards Vlad with an expression that was honestly a little intimidating, even if Vlad obviously wasn’t scared of such an empty headed pretty boy even if he was one of the richest and most influential people on the planet. He was Plasmius! He could take a rich pretty boy is he had to!
“Ah! Mr. Wayne, thank goodness! Your children have taken my Godson off somewhere! I’m sure it’s just a harmless prank but he’s a bit fragile and unpredictable so I really think that it would be best if-“
“Is he fragile and unpredictable because he’s pregnant and you knew?” Bruce asked low and dangerous. Silence spread out around them, even though there’s no way they could have heard they saw the look on Brucie’s face. He rarely got angry but when he did it was serious, when he did it usually meant someone had hurt a kid.
Vlad blanched for a moment, Danny had been so tight lipped about it, so unwilling to tell even those he trusted how did These people know?! “What? What on earth are you talking about? Of course he’s not pregnant, I mean he’s a boy!” Vlad huffed and Bruce’s jaw tightened even more somehow.
“He’s not leaving with you. Get out.” He said low and menacing, then raised his voice. “Sorry to cut the party short everyone but something has come up, a situation that really needs my attention so I’m going to have to put an end to the party early.”
“What do you mean!? He’s MY God son! MY heir! You can’t just keep him from me!” Vlad said, he knew that his eyes were starting to glow a little red but he couldn’t help it. “He’s MINE! Return him to me or you will regret it I swear!”
“See him out.” Bruce said dismissively to a handful of guards who had approached at the start of the commotion A lot of the socialites were already starting to see themselves out, now was not the time to argue, or even stick around when it looked like this might get physical.