my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound dumb by framing it the right way.
For a start, of course a lot of science sounds dumb. Â Science is all in the slogging through the minutiae, the failures, the tedious process of filling in the blank spaces on the map because it ainât ât glamorous, but if someone doesnât do it, no one gets to know for sure whatâs there.
Someoneâs gotta spend their career measuring fly genitalia under a microscope. Frankly, Iâm grateful to the person who is tackling that tedium, because if they didnât, I might have to, and I donât wanna.
But letâs talk about why we should care about this particular science and spend money on it. (And Iâll even answer without even glancing at the article.)
-advances in miniature robotics
-advances in flight technology
-advantages in simulating and understanding the mechanics and programming of small intelligences
-ability to grow crops in places uninhabitable by insects (space? cold/hot? places where honeybees are non-native and detrimental to the ecosystem?)
-ability to improve productivity density of crops and feed more people
-less strain on bees, who do poorly when forced to pollinate monocultures of low nutrition plants
-ability to run tightly controlled experiments on pollination, on the effects of bees on plant physiology, on ecosystem dynamics, etc
-fucking robot bees, my friend
-hahaha think how confused those flowers must be
Also worth keeping in mind? People love, love, love framing science in condescending and silly sounding terms as an excuse to cut funding to vital programs. *Especially* if itâs also associated with something (gasp) âinappropriateâ, like sex or ladyparts. This is why research for a lot of womenâs issues, lgbtq+ issues, minoritiesâ issues, and vulnerable groups in generalâs issues tends to lag so far behind the times. This is why some groups are pushing so hard to cut funding for climate change research these days.
Anything thatâs acquired governmental funding has been through an intensely competitive, months-to-years long screening by EXPERTS IN THE FIELD who have a very good idea what research is likely to be most beneficial to that field and fill a needed gap.
Trust me. Â The paperwork haunts my nightmares.
So, we had a joke in my lab: âNice work, college boy.â It was the phrase for any project that you could spend years and years working on and end up with results that could be summed up on a single, pretty slide with an apparently obvious graph. The phrase was taken from something a grower said at a talk my advisor gave as a graduate student: âSo you proved that plants grow better when theyâre watered? Nice work, college boy.â
But like, the thing is? Thereâs always more details than that. And a lot of times itâs important that somebody questions our assumptions.Â
A labmate of mine doing very similar research demonstrated that our assumptions about the effect of water stress on plant fitness have been wrong for years because *nobody had thought to separate out the different WAYS a plant can be water stressed.* (Continuously, in bursts, etc.). And it turns out these ways have *drastically different effects* with drastically different measures required for response to them to keep from losing lots of money and resources in agriculture.
Nice work, college boy. :p
Point the second: surprise! Anna Haldewang is an industrial design student.  She developed this in her product design class.  And, as far as I can tell, she has had no particular funding at all for this project, much less billions of dollars.Â
âgrats, Anna, you FUCKING ROCK.
ps: On a lighter note, summarizing research to make it sound stupid is both easy AND fun. Check out @lolmythesis â I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. :33
