Metal is My Life Blood

Jazzy•she/her•saggitarius•lesbian [I say stuff in my tags, read for funny shit] HAIL SATAN

[boodalinski-gifs]

Such a good puppy *Gives all the praise*

[deadbeatmaker]

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

[jakemorph]

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

[xplainthexmen]

…

this is an exceptionally valid point.

[deadbeatmaker]

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

[jakemorph]

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

[xplainthexmen]

…

this is an exceptionally valid point.

[darklephise-art]

🦎 More than ready ✨

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

@amethyst-adaar

[deadbeatmaker]

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

[jakemorph]

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

[xplainthexmen]

…

this is an exceptionally valid point.

[darklephise-art]

🦎 More than ready ✨

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

@amethyst-adaar

[darklephise-art]

🦎 More than ready ✨

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

@amethyst-adaar

[casualsketchbook]

Don’t let me near photoshop thanks

[chakrasandchaos-deactivated2018]

Antonio Sicilia’s Fall 2015 line is basically high fashion star fleet uniforms and it’s wonderful. 

[static-warp-bubble]

I legit thought this was high fashion Star Trek cosplay

[untitled94191]

[mote-of-lobross-deactivated2019]

♪ Hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi, hoi hoi hoi hoi, 1,2,3,4,5, hoi! ♪

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Did you know that beetle wings used to be sewn onto dresses? Like, hundreds of them on each dress? It's equally creepy and beautiful.

oh my stars, anyone have pictures?

[foreverafaller-deactivated20190]

Something like this I believe!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s one of the famous ones, a Lady Macbeth stage costume from 1888. apparently it wasn’t uncommon in victorian fashion:

we should bring embroidery like this back (but w/ imitation wings). we should all be walking around with beads & wings, clanging

[foreverafaller-deactivated20190]

Bring this back in 2019

[teachmemrstingle]

There’s a youtuber who does historical sewing and costumery who did this recently

https://youtu.be/iA8yVDohZ-4

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH MY BEETLEJUICE 

[redshiftsinger]

Jewel beetle wings are SO lovely. I may or may not end up using the leftovers from my earrings project to do some embroidery like this.  (Also who needs synthetic wings. Just get ‘em from a source that lets the beetles live their natural lives before harvesting the wings, like how butterfly wings are done. Their lifespans are quite short, depending on species ranging from two days to two weeks, there’s really not much reason to go around killing them when you can easily just wait til they’re done anyway, it’s really not hard to find ethical beetle wings. Some people and their ignorance about the world, smh.)

[questionablemotivations]

Also this glorious thing! I went to see this movie for two reasons and two reasons only - Charlize Theron and Colleen Atwood. Both ladies fucking DELIVERED.

[call-of-cathulhu-deactivated202]

balsac is my favorite scumdog…

costume isn’t anything in particular, i just saw photographs of him with magma cracked armor aesthetic so i kinda made my own thing from that

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

Why isn’t GWAR all over Tumblr? We got…

Puns

Inappropriate puns

Really inappropriate but hilarious sight gags

Dick jokes

Boob jokes

Sex jokes everywhere

Giant monstrous aliens who are murderous but also super dorky and adorable

Anti establishment

Anti Trump

NAZI KILLING

WE LITERALLY HAVE A CHARACTER PISS ON HITLER’S GRAVE

@amethyst-adaar got me into them and like??? Damn I love these giant losers

TW for sex, drugs, and violence just in case anyone needs it cuz, like, it’s there. A lot.

[amethyst-adaar]

AAAAAAAA I'VE RECRUITED ANOTHER

[fallout-4-reactions]

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

[the-waddling-penguins]

[freak-phone]

I saw this post about death’s head hawkmoths looking like they have abs so I did… the obvious thing and made a buff goth moth

he’s the lead vocalist for a noise band and gives excellent hugs

patreon / ko-fi

[marshthemehllow]

@starrymothwings