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Not today Justin

titsay
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
i don't do bad sauce passes

blake kathryn
d e v o n
Three Goblin Art

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DEAR READER

Andulka
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost
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KIROKAZE
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What I miss
5.10.20 🌻
I didn't get his skin so I drew him with sorrow.
Shout out to Eric Andre
THIS!!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!
SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY
unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM
YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU
YOU ARE WELCOME
SPACE JAM
Sweet storyteller
(TW: Kidnapping)
(Yan!Childe)
A/N: This is probably gonna be OOC since we don't know much about him but screw it. This is a bit short.
You never thought that one day being a simple storyteller in Liyue would mean getting kidnapped and locked in somewhere faraway from your nation.
Your confinement was quite lavish, decked with necessities that was fit for a royal. But you still didn't understand why one of the Fatui harbinger would take a....... dangerous interest in you.
As you sit and stared out of the window to the winter landscapes of Snezhnaya, you can't help but miss the vast oceans that you always see everytime you woke up and the sounds of Liyue children playing. The chirps of winter birds was nice but it just didn't feel right.
You were knocked out of your thoughts when you heard the voice creaks open. You turned around to see your captor or as he likes to call himself, your lover. Childe.
"Hey there, doll. Enjoying the Snezhnaya view? Or......" He walked closer to you and lifted your chin "planning an escape again?" His vision might be Hydro but it sent chills down your spine with fear. Yes, you had attempted to escape a few days before but the harsh landscape of Snezhnaya was too much for you. It was only a matter of time when Childe found you and dragged you back to your confinement. "No Childe I wasn't. I was just daydreaming again."
He let go of your chin and sat near you. "Thinking about Liyue again? I told you numerous time didn't I? This is your home now, you belong to me alone and that's final love." He caressed your cheek affectionately before continuing "You'll never leave my side now that I got you, my sweet storyteller. Your place is here, with me. So don't bother praying to your dead archon because I'm all you have now. Understand?" He took your hands and held them firmly staring at you with obsession and possessiveness, expecting you to say something back.
"I....yes I understand Childe." He let go of your hands and patted your head. "Excellent. Now be good while I'm gone for a while okay?" You nod your head as a yes and he left your room. Now alone with your thoughts, your mind wander again to your home along with the memories of your friends and family.
Can’t risk it
This is the Cassowary of Creativity
It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.
this is the idea chicken
she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not
idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning
Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
I LOVE HER
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I FOUND THE LEGENDARY POST!
THE LENGEND
THIS ONE
THIS POST IS WHY I GOT TUMBLR I FOUND IT OHMYGOD
Hii! I had an idea but can't write for crap so I'm asking a bunch of writers to see if they're interested. Could you maybe write something about Jean and Lisa finding and raising an abandoned baby!reader as their own? Much love!💜
Oooh!!
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So, Kaeya found you
And,,, Kaeya probably isnt the best person to raise a child
So Jean and Lisa were given the child
Jean usually doesn’t take care of herself, so sometimes you walk over to her desk while she’s working and tug on her sleeve to get her to take a break
And look at what you were working on
(Kaeya gave you that mission secretly, but if it means spending more time with your mom you’d do it no questions asked)
Lisa on the other hand, whenever you go to the library she puts you on her librarian chair (very comfy btw)
And reads you books and teaches you stuff
If Fischl passes by, she pats your head (According to Noelle’s voiceovers, Fischl reads in the library a lot)
Did you know there’s an Apex Community Fanzine out rn that’s totally FREE for you to look at filled with awesome artists and writers?
You didn’t?
WELL NOW YOU DO!
Go LOOK AT IT!!! So many TALENTED and AWESOME people worked on it! This here is my piece for it and it’s just one of many cool pieces you can see in it!
Check it out here! –> https://gumroad.com/l/kutCp
Headcanon that theyre stupid
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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More people need to do this please. It is amazing and hilarious.
Your blog was hacked: what to do?
If you see weird pics of ladies with dubious links posted on your blog out of the blue, here’s a step by step way of stopping this and preventing it from happening again that I think might work.
Important : this only works if you can still access your blog!
Changing your password is important, but it won’t do you any good if your hacker still has an opened session on your blog and can still access it. So the first thing you wanna do is close your hacker’s session.
For that you need to go in your blog’s settings:
On the new page opened, scroll all the way down. There, you can see something called “Active Sessions“. The first and oldest one (”current session” in green) should be yours, the new one should be the hacker’s session. To close your hacker’s session, click the gray X next to it.
Now that their session is closed, they can’t access your blog anymore unless they enter the password again.
So don’t lose time, go all the way back up and change your password immediately. Make also sure your hacker didn’t change your email address.
Now you should be safe from your hacker. But it won’t prevent you from getting hacked again.
If you really want to be safe from hackers, you should turn on the “Two-factor authentification” option (on the same page).
It requires you to enter your phone number, which is a bummer. But if it’s turned on, everytime you wanna log on (so not if your session is already opened, but only if you log off and try to log on again), it will send a code on your phone that you’ll have to enter (in addition to having a password).
That way if someone tries to hack you again, even if they get your password right, they won’t be able to enter your blog without having that code.
There it is. I hope it will help some of you, since I see more and more people noticing blogs being hacked
with light about the massive wave of bot-hacking i’m seeing, please do this and keep your blog and all of your personal information secure!
Relevant again in wake of the new round of “Ray-Ban sale” hacks.