Happy Birthday to my most precious person!
I bet you thought I forgot this special day, but nuh-uhhh I didn’t. Look at me being boyfriend material after all …if you look past all my bad points that is. But that’s why I make up by buying gifts, I hope it’s enough to actually make up for all of it.. /sweats nervously;;
This time, i figured I’d just get you stuff to wear and challenge my inner fashion monster (there is none, I’m not good with wearables but imma try for my love) I actually hope you like the things I picked out for you to wear (not all at the same time maybe but who am I to tell you what to wear w) If you don’t, I’d appreciate if you act as if you do so I don’t feel stupid. jk, I sincerely hope you like them.
Love you forever
Yours truly
Yeah, I didn’t expect you to remember and I expected even less to receive presents in such a formal way (considering how dead I am here)? Even if you tell me to look at you I won’t be able to tell if you’re boyfriend material unless you take off your clothes and show them to me..You know what’s that called? Buying gifts to someone to influence their judgement? Bribing.. /whispers;
Not gonna lie, I’m a bit scared when you’re telling me that you bought me clothes but I will trust you a little. We spend so much time together, you must have noticed the kind of clothes I like to wear. Everyone learns from their mistake so if there’s something I don’t like, I will tell you straight up!
The dress is super cute! I feel like you have offered me another dress of the same style before… at least you’re becoming an expert when it comes to dresses. Well, surely I will wear it if you bring me somewhere where I can wear it. I have never seen heels with red soles for real I think, I thought it was something only American celebrities could wear so I’m impressed. They really do look expensive. Also why aren’t you worrying about me falling with such thin heels? Cuddles goodies? Are you really talking about the bags? lol. I like them though. I thought it was something we would use every day when we leave for work, and I have no problem with that. Am I wrong? Whoa, stop buying lingerie for me it’s embarrassing!! Do you really like being awkward and attracting attention in lingerie stores? sigh. You should have gotten the hint from the fact that I haven’t wore the first one not once. I’m not wearing any choker at home for you, bye. I would appreciate the bath bombs more if 1) if they didn’t look like some sweets to me in the first place, and 2) if you didn’t make that comment. Why the last three presents had to be like that?
Anyway,
Thank you,
I’ll cherish them since you spent money on them.
