Zordon lovers gtfo

25 || they/it || Ivan Ooze Did Nothing Wrong.

[charbottan]

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

[meangirlnurse]

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[eridan-ampora]

^ just found the dodge button

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[melynnwaters]

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[random-jot]

ooh I got pliny of elder

[cipheramnesia]

I feel like it hardly matters anymore, but Flock isn't the only unsecured intrusive data selling crime inventing AI hallucinating automated license plate reading mass surveillance camera operators. Axon and Motorola and Amazon and ALPR and CCTV and security cameras should be equally rejected. All surveillance must go.

[cipheramnesia]

There is no such thing as benign surveillance.

[cipheramnesia]

You are never monitored for your safety.

[cipheramnesia]

Don't tag this #america, unless you're talking about the continent, dipshits. You're not exempt from this.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[storyweavingspider]

He was there…

IG video link

[storyweavingspider]

I can’t post a video as a reply but I need yall to know this one of the funniest comedians doin it rn

[meow-moment]

Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.

Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.

[tiktaalic]

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

[thesituation]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[calebwittebane]

its important we dont lose sight of the fact the original pjackk was meant to die like he did long before staff removed his metal corpse and that its for the best and he will never come back and that what he had going on can never be replicated because he was a unique combination of russian battle android (with gasoline in his veins instead of regular jacks plutonium to give you an idea of the subpar manufacturing at play) and polish homosexual from baltimore, granting him a unique type of fucked beyond hope

[mlkseok]

[dogpuppy]