show me how to lie

Damian Wayne Robin

[amiralthalam-blog]

heirofthedemon

Did Titus make those cupcakes? It is the only possible explanation for the cupcakes looking so… homemade.

[10 entire minutes pass]

[pm] No, he didn't. 

[eggplantbrown]

Do they taste good?

[amiralthalam-blog]

They're fine, Brown. Care to taste?

[amiralthalam-blog]

Where do you see yourself in twenty years time?

As Batman.

Working alongside my father in his company.

[eggplantbrown]

I just didn’t know you could…how much did Alfred do, huh?

[amiralthalam-blog]

I can kill people with nothing but a pen, and yet all of you sti-

I made them all by myself.

[amiralthalam-blog]

eggplantbrown replied to your photo: Vanilla cupcakes.

/You/ made these??

Yes. Problem?

[mindlikeaflashingdagger-blog]

That’s very kind of you Damian, and I would like one, if it isn’t too far out of your way.

[amiralthalam-blog]

Nothing is too far out of my way. 

[mindlikeaflashingdagger-blog]

See? It’s worth it because now you have vanilla cupcakes.

[amiralthalam-blog]

I understand.

[5 minutes later]

Do you want one?

[amiralthalam-blog]

Tell me you’re joking.

[mindlikeaflashingdagger-blog]

Why would I be joking? 

[amiralthalam-blog]

...No reason.

[amiralthalam-blog]

Vanilla cupcakes. 

[mindlikeaflashingdagger-blog]

Precisely. And make icing, of course. You could even decorate. 

[amiralthalam-blog]

Tell me you're joking.

[mindlikeaflashingdagger-blog]

You could always make your own cupcakes if you’re finding the strawberry ones unsatisfactory.

[amiralthalam-blog]

...Make my own? As in...Bake them?

[amiralthalam-blog]

Valentine's Day was three days ago. Why are all the cupcakes still strawberry?

[beneathamaskerade]

[mask] I’m just trying to be a helpful member of society, spelling out the obvious for Gotham’s youth.

[amiralthalam-blog]

So interesting. I should Tweet this. Everyone will love to know you care so deeply about the youth of Gotham. 

[mindlikeaflashingdagger-blog]

Yes, I’ve seen it. Wasn’t brilliant but wasn’t awful either.

[amiralthalam-blog]

The educator has the duty of not being neutral, Gordon.

[misfittedcharlie]

It wasn’t me! Although the Lion King and RENT were absolutely fantastic movies!!! So good.

[amiralthalam-blog]

The Lion King was fine. RENT was terrifying annoying. The singing was terrible. 

[the-blackestbat]

what.

[amiralthalam-blog]

Am I supposed to decipher that into something meaningful?

[mindlikeaflashingdagger-blog]

Not inherently, just occasionally. Their opinion that RENT is about setting up an animal shelter? Who told you that?

[amiralthalam-blog]

Someone here. I don't recall his name. 

You people are all too trusting. Can't even get correct information about a movie.

Do you know it?