Sims

I just…draw and write incorrect quotes|21 y.o. intp, she/her ♊️| twi: @Amissy4, inst: @amissy.ss Lazy russian girl with a funny stupid fantasy

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Alfred: did you know that a psychopath can be recognized in childhood by: animal cruelty, love of arson and enuresis by the McDonald's triad? You have 2 out of 3 you're definitely mentally ill

Edna: and you had enuresis, we perfectly complement each other to one whole maniac

Alfred: ..how do you know?.. I mean I've never had it, fool

Edna: Don’t bullshit me, I saw your medical card..and stole it

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Hamlet in Claudius's clothes: trick or treat

Claudius: why are you dressed like that?

Hamlet: because it's my costume. All you gotta do is go to the costume store and say «make me look stupid».

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Ophelia: Bacon avocado

Horatio: Bacon avocado

Ophelia: I know you slept with my boyfriend

Horatio:..bacon avocado..

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Alfred: Take the pills!

Edna: take your stupid pills yourself!

Alfred: nah, I've already taken my pills, these are yours

Edna: wh...can I have another psychiatrist?!..whose last name is not fucking Marcel

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Aphrodite: Nine months in my womb making me suffer and they look like their stupid DAD

Phobos and Deimos:

Ares: *happy*

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Edna: tell me why your hands are cold..

Alfred: *blushing and nervous*..a..cold hands are often a sign that your body is trying to maintain its regular body temperature always having cold hands however could means…

Edna: agh fuck you, nerd

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I remembered that a year ago I was into Edna and Harvey, and shipped Edna with Alfred. There is a minimum of content on them, so I will correct the situation a little. If I had the power, skills and time for an animatic, I would also make an animatic

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Hamlet: I think I’m bi

Ophelia: which one?

Hamlet: what do you mean?

Horatio: BIsexual, BIlingual, BIpolar..

Laertes: I know, a BITCH!!

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Fortinbras: I'm so hungry I could eat prince Hamlet

Horatio:..

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Horatio to the camera: hi everyone, now I will prove that the gadgets are watching us. I created my friend’s family and myself in The Sims and left them to live their lives. After 10 minutes they killed each other and only my character remained alive...like in real life *the camera turns to the graves*

Horatio: I have fucking trauma

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Laertes: can someone explain to me how these two sunniest and sweetest people fell in love with this little piece of shit?

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Horatio: I think we should tell Ophelia that you're just pretending to be mad, that everything is fine and you actually love her

Hamlet: C'mon, now I'll kill Claudius and tell her everything. Well yeah, she'll be upset for a while, get angry, but it won't take so long, she'll be fine, everything is under control

Hamlet at Ophelia's funeral: fuck

Hamlet, dying: fuck…

Horatio, in whose arms he's dying: IT’S NOT UNDER CONTROL AT ALL!!

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Sweet prince👑💀

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Ophelia: this is my depressed dead inside emo-boy!

Horatio: no, mine!

Hamlet, looking into the distance and ignoring them: to be or not to be..

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Horatio: I’ll tell Hamlet about the ghost, maybe he’ll talk to him

Horatio from the future surrounded by the corpses of the royal family: FUCK!NO!IDIOT!STOP!DON’T!STOP!JUST NOOO!

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Rosencrantz: Guildenstern, I’m sad..

Guildenstern: *hugging him* come here, it’s gonna be okay

Hamlet: Ophelia, Horatio, I’m sad

Horatio: We know, Hamlet

Ophelia: Everybody knows, Hamlet

[plague-on-both-your-houses]

Hamlet x Horatio is great because it's pure protective love, it's ignoring class differences, it's drinking late at night and rambling about philosophy, it's always being the one your love can trust and hold on to, it's trying to make them laugh in your lowest moments, it's seeing the one you love fall apart and being unable to stop it, it's seeing them die in your arms and not wanting to stay without them.

And Hamlet x Ophelia is great because it's two broken kids against the world that broke them, it's growing up together, it's secret plans and code words, it's falling apart but still trying to help the other, maybe to save yourself in the process, it's forbidden romance not by outside circumstances but because you know what could happen, it's not knowing what you had until you lose it.