[its-rockin-pete]

[Job interview]

Employer: "Your resume is really impressive, but- I'm just a little confused as to why you put honesty as a weakness? I would consider that a strength."

Peter: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

[amityfarms]

I want to reread these books

[the-erudite-library]

Four: which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Tris: y-you were putting it in cold water??? Will: Four. Answer the question Four Four: yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason. do you think i have the patience to boil water? Christina: you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Tris: why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it Christina: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Tris: it takes less than a minute tho Christina: bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Tris: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Christina: like seven minutes Tris: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan… Christina: Crying. You’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted Al: every single person here is a fucking lunatic

[antigonehappy]

I could fix her (divergent series)

[books-broke-my-heart]

Sage And Lemongrass

[the-erudite-library]

happy pride month, lynn and amar are canon gay characters that deserve all of the love and attention the world+fandom has to offer without being reduced to tokens or stereotypes 

[fouriis]

So no head?

[fouriis]

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Tris Prior, Peter Hayes, Christina, Zeke Pedrad, Natalie Prior

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Uriah Pedrad, Fernando, Matthew, Marlene

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Tobias Eaton, Al, Will

Looks like they could kill you and can actually kill you: Eric Coulter, Lynn, Cara

[amityfarms]

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Veronica Roth and Margot Wood commentate the Divergent film

From Veronica’s newsletter

[amityfarms]

The holiday season is here so here are some headcanons

Uriah and Zeke love to have snowball fights. When they were kids it started off as an innocent game, but as they grew up it turned into a competition complete with snow forts and tag teaming it with their friends

Lynn has fantastic aim

She pretends she doesn’t care about the snow war, but she’s secretly really into it

Zeke thinks it’s a little unfair that only Shauna is on his team when Uriah has Lynn and Marlene, but Shauna has light footsteps and is good at sneak attacks

Hector wants to join, but he gets hit too often to be useful and ends up making snow angels

Marlene has a younger sister, Miranda, who really wants to play, but ends up having so much fun and goes overboard. She’s the double agent. She can even out the teams, but she also likes to expose Zeke and Shauna’s weaknesses

She ends up joining Hector in making snowmen

Hector and Miranda pretty much stay out of the others’ way until their snowman gets knocked over by Zeke’s massive snow/ice ball

It’s game on then. The teams break down and it’s every man/woman for themselves

This usually ends with everyone’s clothes getting soaked

Uriah doesn’t mind this so much because it means he can cuddle up next to Marlene by the fireplace

Whenever the fight dies down, Hana makes everyone hot chocolate

This only energizes everyone and the older ones will usually go back out

Eventually the girls get tired and it’s just Zeke and Uriah left

When it gets too late, Hana makes them come inside and they usually pass out on the couch before dinner

Hana lets them sleep there, but she covers them with blankets

Uriah’s a bit of a restless sleeper and he accidentally kicks Zeke off the couch

Zeke is too tired to wake up, so he sleeps on the floor

[fouriis]

Tris: can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

Christina: *crouches down*

Tobias: *gets on knees*

Tris: i hope you both die

[damagederudite-deactivated20210]

So I saw that they tried to find a way to get Kate into Allegiant. Well that would have saved the series alas there wasn’t a way.

Let me tell you how it could have been done if they hadn’t destroyed Jeanine’s character to the point that it simply wasn’t her anymore.

1) A flashback, perhaps a conversation between her and David like there was of him and Natalie

2) A trial, lets say she is still arrested like she was in the films but her motivations fit with the book. Max got a trial so why shouldn’t she? She could attempt to warn them of the bureau but they don’t believe her and so she is killed abd they go anyway.

3) A video, Caleb is upset about her death like he canonically is in the books and he watches his initiation ceremony

4) Footage of her, very brief but say Tris is looking for recordings of Jeanine and her dad and she has to flick through a few old videos

And here is one that would have fit with their storyline which is so simple:

Kill her in Allegiant. Her death did not work with the timeline. She is in prison uniform and to be honest looks a bit of a mess, the timeline did not work. She was killed far too soon. It had been a while.

There is more ways but I feel as though these are the most obvious

[that1girloverthere]

what your favorite divergent character says about you:

PART 2 

Uriah

you love mint chocolate chip ice cream

you’re pissed at his lack of representation in the movies

you’re the kind of person to wait for someone you’re walking with to tie their shoe

you always like the side characters more than the main characters

Al

you have a soft spot for sweet “misunderstood” characters

you like tea more than coffee

you love hugs but also find personal space valuable

you could be Amity just as easily as you could be Dauntless

Peter

you see people for more than their surface

you’re probably tired of the place you’re living right now and want to move on to more

you find sarcasm and dry comments the best kind of humor

you’re dauntless through and through but have a respect for the other factions and even sometimes wish you were a part of them

Jeanine

you’re a sucker for the villain

you care more about people’s motives to do things than what they actually do

when you first watched the movies you didn’t realize this was Kate Winslet 

you drink your coffee either black or with so much cream and sugar you can’t tell there’s even coffee in it

[that1girloverthere]

what your favorite divergent character says about you:

Tris

you’re possibly 13 y/o

you want to travel “the world” but in all honestly you just want to see Paris, France

you’re either just reading the series for the first time

or you think that the main character is always right, cAuSe thEy’Re tHe MaiN cHarAcTeR, DuH

Tobias / Four

you think Theo James is hot

you always fall for the mysterious guy

you’re a sucker for the typical romance that the author gives you, and the fan fiction you read reflects that

aka “TrisxTobias” fics are your favorite

Christina

you like coffee but only the complicated ones from Starbucks

you’re afraid of big bodies of water (i.e. the ocean)

you can see yourself as both Candor and Dauntless

you understand the importance of speaking up for those who can't 

Eric

you’ve debated smoking to “look cool” but then decided that the lung cancer wasn’t worth it

you carry a book with you just in case you have time to read

you’ve got a thing for bad boys

oh and he’s probably not the only villain you’re in love with…

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do you all like posts like this? if so let me know and I’ll make some more in the near future (I may or may not already have a few lined up…)

I also want to thank everyone for the support, I genuinely appreciate it so much. I know I haven’t been posting a lot recently but I just started college and have been swamped with work. only now am finding pockets of free-time. I hope to make more content for you all soon. love ya!!

[amityfarms]

shout out to susan black. i hope she’s doing well

[that1girloverthere]

*Eric upset about having to take care of Erudite and Dauntless relations*

Four: Hey man, look, it’ll be okay. 

Eric: You just don’t get it. It’s not like you have to suffer because of where you come from.

Four who gets called a “Stiff” by him daily, has scars on his back from an abusive father, and refuses to move up in his career because of his fear of interacting w/ said abusive man: ????

[amityfarms]