The Cutest Park in Sinnoh!

Pokemon IRL blog for Amity Square from the mainline Sinnoh games.

[amityparkofficial]

Greetings, Rotomblr!

We are Amity Park, the cutest park in Sinnoh! Come swing by with your cute Pokemon and have a fantastic time!

I'm Ador, the owner of Amity Park, and I wish you all a wonderful time there with your cute Pokemon! I use any pronouns, by the way.

-Ador

I'm Viraz, nice to meet you all! I'm the gatekeeper, and I'm the one to make sure no un-cute Pokemon are snuck in to our lovely park. We don't want anyone being frightened by ugly Pokemon, after all! I use she/her pronouns.

-Viraz

Hello there. I'm Siv. I'm the main social media manager for the park, though you'll certainly be seeing the others pop up here a fair bit. I use they/them exclusively.

-Siv

I'm Kyute! <3 I'm the one who makes sure nobody is stirring up trouble in the park. I use he/him pronouns, and I hope you don't have to cause me to come running! :D

-Kyute

The list of Pokemon allowed in the park are:

Pikachu Clefairy Jigglypuff Psyduck Torchic Shroomish Skitty Pachirisu Drifloon Buneary Happiny Turtwig and its evolutions Chimchar and its evolutions Piplup and its evolutions Eevee and its evolutions, except Sylveon Shinx Buizel Mimikyu

We hope you have a great time at our cute park!

-Ador

Hello! This is another Pokemon IRL blog run by Bench! I'm 22, and use he/they pronouns. I had fun sending asks to @team-kawaiipunk as an Amity Park representative, so I figured why not go all in?

This is a villain blog. While they're not "evil" per se, these are not good people. They are VERY exclusionary.

However. They're not irredeemable. This blog will have a happy ending.

This is a drama stakes blog. Feelings will definitely be hurt in-character, but no great harm should come to anyone. This blog will, at least for the time being, not be engaging in high-stakes stuff.

Please do not send any NSFW asks, as they make me extremely uncomfortable.

Interactions from sapient Pokemon are welcome! I run several sapient Pokemon blogs, after all.

I hope you all have fun with this quartet!

[amityparkofficial]

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight

Thank you anon.

-siv

[amityparkofficial]

I'm going to smuggle my Bulbasaur into the park

No you won't. That is final. Thank you for warning us of your attempt tought.

[amityparkofficial]

Is there any chance of more pokemon being added to the cute list? I believe that there are quite a few cute pokemon that seem to be disallowed.

Yes Pokemon can be added to the cute list. That has happened in the past. But it's not common.

-siv

[amityparkofficial]

SHROOMISH IS NOT CUTE

They are cute. The little faces, stubby legs and little green spots make them quite cute.

-siv

[amityparkofficial]

Hey. Hey guys. Look at Ruth. (a picture is attached! It shows the following.)

An eevee sits on a park bench. He has a Bitter Malasada in front of him, with a few bites taken out of it.)

-Intern from @poke-irs-real

Ruth is VERY cute! I hope he enjoyed that malasada! Please pet him for me! And if you're ever in Sinnoh, you and Ruth are more than welcome to stop by!

-Ador

[amityparkofficial]

Hey so is an eevee allowed if it knows baby doll eyes? Asking for a friend

As long as you can ensure that it doesn't evolve into a Sylveon while in the park, then yes! If it does, however, you'll have to leave. Sylveon is not allowed for reasons that we have already explained.

-Ador

[amityparkofficial]

amity park is anti-plasma. rare amity park W

Anyone who knocks Ghetsis or any of his grunts off their high Rapidash and shows us proof gets a free cute sweater, made by yours truly! <3

-Kyute

[amityparkofficial]

I may not like your policies but I'm definitely glad we can all agree Team Plasma sucks! Screw Team Plasma.

Yes, of course! Above all else, we want Amity Park to be a place where people can safely spend time with their cute Pokémon! Team Plasma has done too many horrible things to people and Pokémon alike to be welcomed here.

-Ador

[amityparkofficial]

OOC

Please, please stop sending death threats to this blog. Anon hate is fine as long as it's in-character, but I've gotten far too many graphic death threats here for me to be comfortable with them.

-Mod Bench

[amityparkofficial]

What about hybrids? Are you letting those into the park?

As long as both parts of the hybrid are cute, yes!

-Ador

[joltik-guy]

Wait a second.

*squints*

Do you mean pokemon x pokemon hybrids or the rarer case of pokemon x human hybrids, cause if so, thats majory fucked!

[amityparkofficial]

Pokémon x Pokémon hybrids are allowed if both species are cute, and Pokémon x human hybrids are allowed as long as the Pokémon part of them is cute!

-Ador

[teamplasmaofficial]

If you are going to “””liberate Pokémon”””, at the very least shut down Amity Square first. It has given many Pokémon (including wild ones) self esteem issues.

The idea of only allowing 'cute' pokémon into an area is quite bizarre. Once Team Plasma liberates all pokémon in Unova, Sinnoh will be our next destination.

[amityparkofficial]

We'd like to see you try. You'll never get anywhere here.

-Viraz

[amityparkofficial]

what about Pokémon with extra things like a Shroomish with arms

As long as it's still a shroomish then it's allowed.

-siv

[amityparkofficial]

Hm. If Cutiefly aren’t cute, what are they? Not asking to be rude, I’m just curious.

They are small <3!!!!

Tiny!!!!

A little fella <%3

Just not cute.

-Kyute

[amityparkofficial]

An image is attached: a grumpy looking harlequin variant Buneary with alternating brown and pink colouration

This is Neopolitan, would you let her in, even if she has a history of breaking the noses of people who call her cute?

Harlequin Buneary are allowed, but if Neopolitan is dangerous, then unfortunately, she wouldn't be. We'd hate for anyone or their Pokémon to get hurt! My apologies!

-Ador

[amityparkofficial]

What do you think of my precious babies???

I mean they're all composed of pokemon on your allowed list...

They would all be allowed, since, as you said, they ARE composed of Pokemon on the list!

-Ador

[amityparkofficial]

What about hybrids? Are you letting those into the park?

As long as both parts of the hybrid are cute, yes!

-Ador