#viraz

[amityparkofficial]

Greetings, Rotomblr!

We are Amity Park, the cutest park in Sinnoh! Come swing by with your cute Pokemon and have a fantastic time!

I'm Ador, the owner of Amity Park, and I wish you all a wonderful time there with your cute Pokemon! I use any pronouns, by the way.

-Ador

I'm Viraz, nice to meet you all! I'm the gatekeeper, and I'm the one to make sure no un-cute Pokemon are snuck in to our lovely park. We don't want anyone being frightened by ugly Pokemon, after all! I use she/her pronouns.

-Viraz

Hello there. I'm Siv. I'm the main social media manager for the park, though you'll certainly be seeing the others pop up here a fair bit. I use they/them exclusively.

-Siv

I'm Kyute! <3 I'm the one who makes sure nobody is stirring up trouble in the park. I use he/him pronouns, and I hope you don't have to cause me to come running! :D

-Kyute

The list of Pokemon allowed in the park are:

Pikachu Clefairy Jigglypuff Psyduck Torchic Shroomish Skitty Pachirisu Drifloon Buneary Happiny Turtwig and its evolutions Chimchar and its evolutions Piplup and its evolutions Eevee and its evolutions, except Sylveon Shinx Buizel Mimikyu

We hope you have a great time at our cute park!

-Ador

Hello! This is another Pokemon IRL blog run by Bench! I'm 22, and use he/they pronouns. I had fun sending asks to @team-kawaiipunk as an Amity Park representative, so I figured why not go all in?

This is a villain blog. While they're not "evil" per se, these are not good people. They are VERY exclusionary.

However. They're not irredeemable. This blog will have a happy ending.

This is a drama stakes blog. Feelings will definitely be hurt in-character, but no great harm should come to anyone. This blog will, at least for the time being, not be engaging in high-stakes stuff.

Please do not send any NSFW asks, as they make me extremely uncomfortable.

Interactions from sapient Pokemon are welcome! I run several sapient Pokemon blogs, after all.

I hope you all have fun with this quartet!

[amityparkofficial]

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@luckyeggsalad

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Again, please keep your unsightly Pokemon out of our submission box. There are no cute bug-types.

-Viraz

[amityparkofficial]

So! I know that you guys have a very specific roster of Pokémon that are allowed in your fabulous park, so instead of trying any sort of schemes or tricks, I went out and got myself a … Drifloon! One-of-a-kind Pokémon that has been specially bred for the cuteness you see here!

With this new addition to my team, you’ve got to let me in the park when I visit wherever you guys are located. Do I win like, money or something there? Going to be honest, I just got excited over the idea of going into a place that is so closed off from the public.

Anyways! I obviously win all the contests, give me my money now.

Thanks!

- Marnette Mador (💰🍸)

Nice try. You've earned yourself a year-long ban from Amity Park.

-Viraz

[amityparkofficial]

Are Guzzlord cute?

...what even is a Guzzlord?

-Viraz

[amityparkofficial]

True, we don't like it when people shout that in our park, because it's a lie.

-Viraz

[amityparkofficial]

@temporal-therapy-tsundere

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SINNOH

Dialga, also known as "Almighty Sinnoh" in the past, is not cute, and not allowed in our park.

-Viraz

[amityparkofficial]

Hi.

I’m Saul Badman, from Veilstone.

Did you know that ugly Pokémon have rights? Well the laws of the Sinnoh Region say they do!

and my job is to make sure they don’t get mistreated for their looks.

Insult ugly Pokémon again and a lawsuit will be filed.

Hello, Saul Badman. We're afraid you are mistaken, there's no laws against us having our own space away from any frightening Pokemon. This is a perfectly legal establishment.

-Viraz

[amityparkofficial]

Look at this

She's adorable. "There's no such thing as a cute Dragon Type" bet you feel dumb now, huh?

-@paldea-champ-n1cki

No, Tatsugiri are not cute.

-Viraz