Amnesia-Offical

Hello!

[amnesia-offical]

Hello! I’m Amnesia-Offical.

I am a very happy person and I would love to make new friends! I have a bit of trouble remembering things sometimes, so I’m really sorry if I forget anything important. If we’re already friends and I’ve forgotten, please tell me!!

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Still celebrating Memory Day :)

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Reminder: May is over! You can’t go back.

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Video Alert

With new appearances from: @mrevilvillanplotman-offical, @paranoia-offical, @fae-offical, @fairy-offical, @far-the-fae-offical, @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical, @dying-pen-offical, @evilhag-offical, @amnesia-offical.

the other two fab faries(who didn't show up) are @silly-little-arson-frog-offical and @de-activated-offical

[amnesia-offical]

I don’t mean to be disrespectful but why did you say Spongebob is inappropriate for kids and adults?

It promotes going underwater which can lead to drowning.

[trustworthyadvice-offical]

um akshully going in deep water is incredibly good for you, thats how you get boons and gifts from the sharks

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No.

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I don’t mean to be disrespectful but why did you say Spongebob is inappropriate for kids and adults?

It promotes going underwater which can lead to drowning.

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How do I report someone hacking into my account and changing my profile picture I’m scared

[amnesia-offical]

Oh. I thought most official blogs were like OCs. lol, whoops

Nonono you’re fine!!! Almost all of them pretend they have some sort of “out of character” self, it’s kind of a bit, I think.. Or at least, I don’t think they’re lying. I hope no one would lie about who they are…

[amnesia-offical]

sorry, this: https://www.tumblr.com/amnesia-offical/818156085023211520?source=share

Ooc meaning out of character

Oh, no problem at all!!! Was my list of reasons I didn’t get tipped out of character?

Unfortunately I am not a character, I am just a bad waiter.. Or so I’m told.

I wish I was a role player! Every time I see them they’re doing cool things in asterisks or having exciting missions! I don’t know how, but they seem to bend reality to their will…

If I could do that, believe me, I’d make a post saying *Remembers everything that’s ever happened and also wins the lottery*

[amnesia-offical]

Is your recent post ooc?

Which post, sorry? :)

[amnesia-offical]

I’m a waiter. This is a running list of reasons customers didn’t tip me:

They didn’t like their food, which I did not cook

They don’t agree with US tipping culture (we are not even in the US, we are in Alaska)

It wasn’t warm enough in the restaurant, even though it was 15°F (-9.4°C) outside and we had the heat on

I “wasn’t even their server”

I would not change the TV to Nickelodeon for their kid (it was Spongebob; that is very inappropriate for kids and adults)

They wanted me to bring them the exact food they wanted from the menu, which I guess I was supposed to magically know

They “forgot” (how can you forget something like that…?)

[amnesia-offical]

I knew this map would come in handy again!! :) Please don’t feel stupid, Alaska and the US are VERY close!!

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

we are 100% our own thing

[amnesia-offical]

I’m a waiter. This is a running list of reasons customers didn’t tip me:

They didn’t like their food, which I did not cook

They don’t agree with US tipping culture (we are not even in the US, we are in Alaska)

It wasn’t warm enough in the restaurant, even though it was 15°F (-9.4°C) outside and we had the heat on

I “wasn’t even their server”

I would not change the TV to Nickelodeon for their kid (it was Spongebob; that is very inappropriate for kids and adults)

They wanted me to bring them the exact food they wanted from the menu, which I guess I was supposed to magically know

They “forgot” (how can you forget something like that…?)

[amnesia-offical]

I knew this map would come in handy again!! :) Please don’t feel stupid, Alaska and the US are VERY close!!

[amnesia-offical]

I’m a waiter. This is a running list of reasons customers didn’t tip me:

They didn’t like their food, which I did not cook

They don’t agree with US tipping culture (we are not even in the US, we are in Alaska)

It wasn’t warm enough in the restaurant, even though it was 15°F (-9.4°C) outside and we had the heat on

I “wasn’t even their server”

I would not change the TV to Nickelodeon for their kid (it was Spongebob; that is very inappropriate for kids and adults)

They wanted me to bring them the exact food they wanted from the menu, which I guess I was supposed to magically know

They “forgot” (how can you forget something like that…?)

[james-offical]

Such unkindness! I would recommend grabbing items from the offender’s pockets while their eyes are averted.

[amnesia-offical]

Finally, an actual tip!

I’ll try that next time!! :)

[amnesia-offical]

I’m a waiter. This is a running list of reasons customers didn’t tip me:

They didn’t like their food, which I did not cook

They don’t agree with US tipping culture (we are not even in the US, we are in Alaska)

It wasn’t warm enough in the restaurant, even though it was 15°F (-9.4°C) outside and we had the heat on

I “wasn’t even their server”

I would not change the TV to Nickelodeon for their kid (it was Spongebob; that is very inappropriate for kids and adults)

They wanted me to bring them the exact food they wanted from the menu, which I guess I was supposed to magically know

They “forgot” (how can you forget something like that…?)

[amnesia-offical]

Amnesia was her name she-

What did she do? Is she okay? I’ve never met anyone else named that! I hope she’s okay.

Or, wait, me? I am never called she but I guess I’m not against it? If it’s me, then it’s “she was answering an ask.”

Did I get it? :)

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What kind of alcohol is best for forgetting?

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¿Qué tipo de alcohol es mejor para olvidar?

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

All of it

todo

[amnesia-offical]

…tal vez.

[villain-offical]

I hate that AI is known for its piss-yellow filter. Give it back. That's MY warm aesthetic art tint that looks like shit

[amnesia-offical]

Sepia is like the color fading from an old photograph no one remembers being taken. Inestimable nostalgia

Which um… which looks like… which. What you said.

[peaceandlovetechnology]

My tumblr blog is so special to me. #blog