Amnesia-Offical

Hello!

[amnesia-offical]

Hello! I’m Amnesia-Offical.

I am a very happy person and I would love to make new friends! I have a bit of trouble remembering things sometimes, so I’m really sorry if I forget anything important. If we’re already friends and I’ve forgotten, please tell me!!

Still celebrating Memory Day :)

[officially-bbc-news]

is anyone sure that letting a news anchor spread misinformation online is a good idea? /silly

- @londons-best-thief-official

Well excuse you! I'm great at my job and everyone loves my reports. No misinformation here.

[amnesia-offical]

This is my only source of news… pretty sure they’re reliable.

[keysmash-offical]

Hello! What’s your favorite keyboard key? :)

Ijjjjjjjjjjjjjjj......

O'f dsu L. Oy'd npyj zomr smf Lsoyu'd omoyosa sgyrt saa.

[amnesia-offical]

Is it normal for therapists to

[villain-offical]

No

[amnesia-offical]

Okay sorry

[amnesia-offical]

Is it normal for therapists to

[sphere-official]

Depends! What is an overall thing your therapist does?

[amnesia-offical]

I don’t actually know because every appointment I get a new therapist I’ve never met but if I address it she makes me play “What Year Is It” and “Who’s the President” :/

[amnesia-offical]

Is it normal for therapists to

[amnesia-offical]

I’m a waiter. This is a running list of reasons customers didn’t tip me:

They didn’t like their food, which I did not cook

They don’t agree with US tipping culture (we are not even in the US, we are in Alaska)

It wasn’t warm enough in the restaurant, even though it was 15°F (-9.4°C) outside and we had the heat on

I “wasn’t even their server”

I would not change the TV to Nickelodeon for their kid (it was Spongebob; that is very inappropriate for kids and adults)

They wanted me to bring them the exact food they wanted from the menu, which I guess I was supposed to magically know

They “forgot” (how can you forget something like that…?)

[amnesia-offical]

Thought/hoped I was done, but we got a new one today, folks.

They were “just picking up takeout” ?????

[officalverse-elections-offical]

FINAL VOTE

Silly Little Arson Frog

Amnesia

Satan

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @amnesia-offical @satan-offical

[amnesia-offical]

Final vote for what??

[amnesia-offical]

Wait, is this POLITICS? I… think I can do that? From what I’ve seen in the US, anyone can do that! :)

I’ll take this chance to make my platform clear!! If I were to be elected, I would swiftly pass policy that would:

Promote the creation of new Offical accounts

Institute a ZERO-tolerance policy for hazing

Spread awareness + increase volunteer editors for the Officalverse Wiki

Encourage interaction between Officalverse accounts outside of blogs' usual/pre-established circles

Require content warning tags for any mentions of water, including but not limited to: the ocean, the sea, drinking water, fishing, and snow

Work towards normalizing an expectation of image descriptions on all photos posted by Offical accounts

I firmly believe the president should be above all a servant to the people. I’ve been a servant for years!!

Well, a server. A waiter, technically… But I have already demonstrated willingness to do extremely questionable things for people of very dubious authority. So, needless to say, I am the one you want for the job!!!

If anyone has any feedback, suggestions, or questions about my platform, I am enthusiastic to respond!!

@officalverse-politics-offical

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Would you like to form a party or remain an independent politician?

[amnesia-offical]

Oh! I don’t think I could have anyone over right now, never mind a party! My house is a mess 😅

Thank you, though!!

I’m hoping all that I mentioned are bipartisan (tripartisan?) issues, anyway, that would be taken into consideration no matter who wins :)

[officalverse-elections-offical]

FINAL VOTE

Silly Little Arson Frog

Amnesia

Satan

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @amnesia-offical @satan-offical

[amnesia-offical]

Final vote for what??

[amnesia-offical]

Wait, is this POLITICS? I… think I can do that? From what I’ve seen in the US, anyone can do that! :)

I’ll take this chance to make my platform clear!! If I were to be elected, I would swiftly pass policy that would:

Promote the creation of new Offical accounts

Institute a ZERO-tolerance policy for hazing

Spread awareness + increase volunteer editors for the Officalverse Wiki

Encourage interaction between Officalverse accounts outside of blogs' usual/pre-established circles

Require content warning tags for any mentions of water, including but not limited to: the ocean, the sea, drinking water, fishing, and snow

Work towards normalizing an expectation of image descriptions on all photos posted by Offical accounts

I firmly believe the president should be above all a servant to the people. I’ve been a servant for years!!

Well, a server. A waiter, technically… But I have already demonstrated willingness to do extremely questionable things for people of very dubious authority. So, needless to say, I am the one you want for the job!!!

If anyone has any feedback, suggestions, or questions about my platform, I am enthusiastic to respond!!

@officalverse-politics-offical

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

Fandom Officalverse wiki is better >:( I'm sure @aostchekhovreturns would agree ;)

[amnesia-offical]

I didn’t specify which! I think both are good. I do like reading Fandom Wiki better just because I’m used to it, but I can literally only use it with like 50 ad blockers enabled… so Miraheze is definitely great to have.

It also looks like Wikipedia which is fun, and is run by a non-profit, which is even better. I think it’d be great if both wikis had the exact same information!!

[officalverse-elections-offical]

FINAL VOTE

Silly Little Arson Frog

Amnesia

Satan

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @amnesia-offical @satan-offical

[amnesia-offical]

Final vote for what??

[amnesia-offical]

Wait, is this POLITICS? I… think I can do that? From what I’ve seen in the US, anyone can do that! :)

I’ll take this chance to make my platform clear!! If I were to be elected, I would swiftly pass policy that would:

Promote the creation of new Offical accounts

Institute a ZERO-tolerance policy for hazing

Spread awareness + increase volunteer editors for the Officalverse Wiki

Encourage interaction between Officalverse accounts outside of blogs' usual/pre-established circles

Require content warning tags for any mentions of water, including but not limited to: the ocean, the sea, drinking water, fishing, and snow

Work towards normalizing an expectation of image descriptions on all photos posted by Offical accounts

I firmly believe the president should be above all a servant to the people. I’ve been a servant for years!!

Well, a server. A waiter, technically… But I have already demonstrated willingness to do extremely questionable things for people of very dubious authority. So, needless to say, I am the one you want for the job!!!

If anyone has any feedback, suggestions, or questions about my platform, I am enthusiastic to respond!!

@officalverse-politics-offical

[officalverse-elections-offical]

FINAL VOTE

Silly Little Arson Frog

Amnesia

Satan

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @amnesia-offical @satan-offical

[amnesia-offical]

Final vote for what??

[amnesia-offical]

I’m scared

If I’m last is that okay or does that mean I have to start over

[officalverse-elections-offical]

FINAL VOTE

Silly Little Arson Frog

Amnesia

Satan

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @amnesia-offical @satan-offical

[amnesia-offical]

Final vote for what??

[amnesia-offical]

Apparently you are like staff /j/silly

I hope my account is actually run by someone from Tumblr staff. Of course, there’s no way of knowing, but that’d be great

[amnesia-offical]

Does anyone else have any work accommodations? I never even thought about it but my boss taped up a sign that says “YOU ARE AT WORK” above the dishwasher and it really helps !!

[amnesia-offical]

out of where? I thought we all spawned in at 19

Yes, exactly!! Out of where I spawned in

[amnesia-offical]

were you always grey?

Um, I’m told I briefly was when they first pulled me out. I’m healthy human-colored now, right??

[killer-offical]

I'm the biggest green hater around. yellow is superior.