THERE'S NO 'TEAM' IN I

[amongthiieves-blog]

&. kvnihikox

‘ i can woo any girl here but   am i willing to deal with any   prissy boyfriends getting   jealous? not really. ‘

[amongthiieves-blog]

&. xstarjunkie

‘ i’ll bet you a gold watch you  can’t solve this in under ten  minutes, if i win i get your  jacket. ‘

[amongthiieves-blog]

                &. techiedcvil

‘ bro, i love you, but if dude chews on   my shoes again i’m demanding a   friendship divorce. ‘

[amongthiieves-blog]

&. knxckleskissed

‘ hey! you’re the girl from   the lake, never did quite   catch your name. ‘

[amongthiieves-blog]

&. weirdscience101

‘ me, scared of mal? that’s   ridiculous, she’s as scary   as lucifer after a bath. ‘

[amongthiieves-blog]

&. beautycflight

  ❛  are you an interior decorator? because when i saw you the entire room became beautiful.  ❜

[ofsnuff-blog]

sorry about my inactivity, some fucker stole my phone during the weekend & i didn’t get my replacement until now, hope they enjoy my search history & pictures of my dogs 

[ofsnuff-blog]

                           it’s not MURDER, it’s art, you pleb

                                                                        [ credit ]

[buildstrcps-blog]

                                        Let’s SPLIT up, GANG!

                                                 written by kars

[jinkics-deactivated20151105]

                           ’  but i’m more comfortable in the world                                              of logic && facts. &&… i’m not..HOT.  ’

[dysfunctioncl-blog]

                           ‘ let’s party like we’re fucking

                                             PORN STARS!  ‘

                                                    indie fem! josh washington

                                                    mobile-run | semi-selective

[amongthiieves-blog]

things i will fist fight disney for if they don’t happen

 - jordan’s mother being eden 

- aziz being FINALLY introduced in wicked world or descendants 2

- JORDAN PUMMELING JAY FOR STEALING HER LAMP

[queerauradon]

That Moment When : Maleficent turned out to be kind of a cougar.

[chibigikochin]

Well at least now we know the kind of human that maleficent would bone.

[geniiied-blog]

nah son but hear me out, jordan & aziz (the son of jasmine & aladdin) eventually warming up to jay to the point the three of them all talk smack in arabic together while not wooing the ladies  

[thetygre]

Remember those five seconds in the Aladdin animated series where the animation BEASTED THE FUCK OUT?

[geniiied-blog]

                        Phenomenal cosmic POWERS!

                                Itty bitty living space!

[amongthiieves-blog]

i had to suffer through this show but alas i made my smol trash genie child