▌❛ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ɢɪʀʟ ʙʟᴜᴇs. @dysfunctioncl-blog - Tumblr Blog

sorry about my inactivity, some fucker stole my phone during the weekend & i didn’t get my replacement until now, hope they enjoy my search history & pictures of my dogs

#( ooc. )#i'm more distressed over my phone case though???#it was a gift from my phone & i've been using it for over two years so yeah #i'm kinda pissed

royaldime

#✮ | ' RICH KID WASTED. '#someone just run me over with lady ships pls #i expect my tombstone to read 'kars: what a gay piece of roadkill'

oyasumiii-punpun

him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

#✮ | ' RICH KID WASTED. '#this is why jo can never have a permanent booty call

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it’s not MURDER, it’s art, you pleb

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#SELF-PROMO.#look @ this frickin' trash can of a human being #the art kinda looks like sam ngl #injury tw #insects tw #bruises tw

i will forever be trash about hannah & beth protecting the hell out of jo whenever someone misgendered or teased her when they were kids. once in middle school they wouldn’t be above punching anyone who as much looked at their older sister the wrong way & while jo’s touched she can’t get over the fact that they really don’t know how to throw a decent punch.

#'i know you're trying to defended my honour & all but could you at least learn how to punch people properly???'#she just makes them binge watch cage fights until they get it right #smh @ jo #ofsacriifice #i'm tagging you for obvious reasons #join me in washington siblings hell #✮ | ' YOU'RE DRIPPING LIKE A SATURATED SUNRISE . ' ( hc. )

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*

me: lemme show you a trick or two

middle schoolers: *hand me a board*

me: this one's called stealing

me: *runs away with it*

#✮ | ' RICH KID WASTED. '#pls stop this trash child

leaderofthezodiac-blog

IF YOU END UP SHIPPING WITH ME, I WILL-

✔ Ruin you :’) ✔ Spam you with random ic asks (that you never have to actually answer so dw) ✔ Always send you memes (again you don’t have to answer every one of them!) ✔ Spaz at you incoherently ✔ Throw headcanons and scenarios at you at random times ✔ Probably ask for a bunch of AUs ✔ Always be open for more threads ✔ Cry with you whenever anything happens with our muses.

#!!!!#i am fucking trash when it comes to ships #there's a 99.9 chance all i'll do is throw angst at you #█ ❛ OFF PRESCRIPTIONS. ( ooc. )