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Lucien Bloodmarch | ind. rp blog | Selective | PERSONALS WILL BE BLOCKED |

[soulrph]

party prompts.

for muses who plan to go, are currently attending, or are leaving a party! and a couple of varieties for the party animals and the party poopers too. hope y'all enjoy!

" parties aren't really my thing... "

" oh, come on, who doesn't love a good party! "

" alright, get dressed. you're my plus one tonight. "

" you really are a terrible dancer, you know that? "

" hey. we show our faces for an hour, then we leave. promise. "

" hey, i said i'd go to the party, never said i'd have fun. "

" fine, i'll go to this stupid party. but! i'm wearing sweatpants. "

" let's get a drink, huh? "

" come on, it's quieter out here. "

" we haven't hung out in forever! come on. one little party. please? "

" dance with me! "

" they ran out of booze/snacks five minutes ago. wanna bail? "

" you know what, i need a minute. you go dance without me, okay? "

" there you are! i was worried you weren't gonna make it! "

" what's the dress code again? "

" fancy dress party tonight! who are you going as? "

" i never thought i'd see you at an honest-to-god party! "

" who bullied you into coming to one of these insane parties? "

" oh, come on. you don't want to be here anymore than i do. "

" you know... there's a cloak room around here somewhere... "

" hey, put that wallet away! drinks are on the house! "

" hey! let me buy you a drink? "

" well, you're definitely the prettiest/best looking/handsomest one here. "

" how'd you get an invite? "

" oh, man, i love this song! "

" it's too crowded in here! i need some air! "

" what do you think of the party? "

" what are we celebrating? "

" why shouldn't we celebrate? "

" i had fun tonight, but it's time to go... "

" you need to loosen up a little. it's a party! "

" don't ask for water! they got me a glass of vodka last time. "

" do you wanna get out of here? "

" i'm throwing a little party tonight. you coming? "

" oh! is that what you're wearing tonight? "

" you don't go to parties very often, do you? "

" i've never seen you have fun before! this is nice! "

" come on. you deserve a night off. forget about everything, just for tonight... "

" you having fun? "

" come on. there's no food here. let's go get some pizza, we can come back after. "

" nice try, party animal! i'll drive. "

" that was the best night ever... we should do this again, some time. "

[soulrph]

lines that have made me React.

literally just. lines that i've seen on tumblr or twitter or instagram or television that have made me react in a wide range of ways!

" why is it called creepypasta and not fettucine afraido? "

" my best feature is that i'm blindingly intelligent for about thirty seconds a day. "

" if you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day. "

" if i crashed into the ocean, i would simply not drown. rip to steve rogers but i'm different. "

" in my defense your honor i had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil. "

" no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing. "

" someone said to me, god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. this whole time i never even asked to be in the army. "

" how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere?? "

" just like regular ballet except everyone is holding a sword! "

" unlike my wife/husband/partner, i expect you not to cheat. "

" against my best wishes, i have been shot. "

" no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. "

" and what i really intended to say in the end remains unsaid. "

" astrology is more real than the stock market. "

" ladies and gentlemen, balls of anxiety of all ages... "

" actually, life is beautiful and i have time. "

" this world may be cruel but i'm still kickin'. "

" what if, and hear me out, people DO love you? "

" hope is a dangerous thing. "

" i want to go home. "

" i did not kill him/her/them, but i wish that i had. "

" we don't have to stay here... "

" this tastes........... unlucky to me. "

" what in the actual fuckily duckily. "

" i will not eat one IOTA of shit! "

" you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. "

" do what you must, for i have already won. "

" ten grand??? for a baby?! "

" everyone knows that putin made a pocket-sized russia. "

" things are going to be difficult. but you are going to be difficulter. "

" ted just be letting anyone talk. "

" in his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy. "

" NESSIE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY CHINESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND IS BEING KEPT-- "

" i wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. not a lot of drama there anymore. "

" no wonder the ice caps are melting, i'm fucking HOT! "

" dumplings imply the existence of one large dumple. "

[soulrph]

emotional prompts.

basically i got soap in my eye while i was taking a shower and now i'm angsty so. bon appetit!

" i needed you. i needed you, and you weren't here! so where the HELL were you?! "

" i... i'm so tired... "

" everything's falling apart. "

" i loved you! i l loved you so bad it hurt! and now i'm over you, and you're telling me it wasn't all for nothing?! when it's too late?! "

" how dare you! "

" i'd move all the stars in the sky if i thought it would ever make you happy. "

" please... please, tell me how to fix this. "

" i did this. i ruined everything... "

" don't go. please. i... i don't want to be alone... "

" i tried fixing this. i knelt down and put it all back together, but... it's never going to be like it was before. is it? "

" could... could you just hold me, a while? "

" oh, love... what have you done? "

" i just... don't care anymore. "

" you aren't a monster. "

" you never talk about your past... why? "

" i never want to see you again! "

" you asshole! you asshole, i hate you! i hate you, i hate you, i hate you! "

" why would you DO that?! "

" i don't hate you. god, i could never hate you... "

" i would've done anything for you. but now... i mean, it seems so clear how one-sided this whole relationship was. "

" i think this is where we part ways. "

" for what it's worth... i always liked you. "

" do you have any better ideas? because trust me, i'm all ears! i don't want to do this! but we're literally out of options! "

" if i could take it all back, i would... but i can't. "

" i should've listened to you. why... why the hell didn't i listen to you... "

" you're not your past. "

" you know what? you're on your own. i can't watch you get yourself killed. "

" if you could only see yourself through my eyes... "

" we've all done stupid, terrible things. but it's not about that. not anymore. all that matters is how we proceed now. "

" none of it was real. "

" to me it was real! it felt real! "

" don't do that. don't act like you don't give a damn. "

" we both know there's nothing here for me. not really. but you... you have a whole life here, ready and waiting to be lived. "

" don't be angry. please, don't be angry. i can take it from just about anyone, but not you... "

" i can't let you do this... "

" why are you still here?! why?! i destroy everything i touch! and yet you still stick around! "

" i love you. always have, and always will. i... i need you to remember that for me. please. "

" this is what your plan is? hiding? disappearing and running away when the going gets tough? fuck you. "

" they've/you've taken EVERYTHING from me! "

" i trusted you! "

" i lied. "

" i'm sorry. "

" you/they don't get to walk away! you/they don't get to act like nothing ever happened! "

" i forgive you. "

" i'm not angry. anger is a luxury i afford for the people i love and care about. but you... well. i'm just resigned to it, i guess. "

" we're done. "

" i don't love you anymore. "

" you don't get to be mad at me! "

" don't touch me. "

" please... say something. "

" none of this would've happened if you had just listened! "

[amontilladont]

You ever look through the ddadds tag and see how many rpers made their blogs only to abandon them immediately?

Its just a graveyard of promos that never got responded to, or got abandoned halfway. I miss this fandom.

[rockinrpmemes]

“Gargoyles” S2 || PART 5

DISNEY’S “GARGOYLES” SEASON 2 QUOTES RP MEME

This meme was HUGE so I cut it up into 5 parts. The original poster is linked to the title!!

The weak are to be protected, not exploited.

Aaah, who died and made you king?

If you don’t know anything, why were you shooting at us?

Do I really need an excuse to have a good time in my own home?

They say a man’s home is his castle, and what fun would a castle be without a dungeon?

If it gets any more saccharine in there, I’m going to put a finger down my throat.

I’d sure like to know how you got here, but I’m programmed to shoot first and ask questions later.

I demand a favor.

Death is always pointless. That is the point.

I demand reparation! My son was cruelly and unfairly taken from me!

Death is the ultimate fairness. Rich and poor, young and old - all are equal in death.

Our planet cannot support so many lives at once.

I apologize for any trouble I caused in my efforts to reclaim it.

It seems I’m out of practice dealing directly with mortals.

It seems I am unaccustomed to dealing with a god

We have all gained rare enlightenment this night

Mmmm, what a peculiar sight.

Now, that’s odd.

Do you often go wandering about at night, young lady?

My dear, are you saying you don’t remember your own name?

I can’t seem to remember anything. I feel lucky I know how to talk.

How did I end up in the middle of the Pacific?

I guess I could use a ride

I thought you looked familiar. We’ve met before.

Do you know what a scroll is?

Get your claws off me!

You might want to reconsider your request.

We’re gonna die!

I will not let anything harm you.

You win. I’ll behave.

I cannot believe you pulled the trigger on me.

Just shut up and land.

I just don’t remember! I’m not even sure I want to remember!

I understand your words, I simply do not believe them.

You have been long expected.

This trough is filled with acid. In about ten minutes its going to do a very nasty job on that soil carving, not to mention your rugged good looks.

It’s my first real stab at clichéd villainy. How am I doing?

How are you doing this? No machine can hold me!

I should sue you for trademark infringement.

I’ve always considered myself a trickster at heart.

History cannot be changed.

You will not win!

What are you going to do? Bite my kneecaps off?

I know from experience the transforming power of a child’s love.

The future is not written yet.

I have a sunny disposition and I’m always kind to animals.

I’ve always respected you as a fellow inmate.

He’s a fool, but he may be useful.

I can work with that!

Now, now! That’s your friends’ genetic make-up you’re insulting.

You are master now?

I should’ve known. But why this subterfuge?

Hey, I live for subterfuge!

I do not want escape, I want vengeance!

There’s no such thing as “a little” vengeance.

No catches. No tricks. No strings.

So, things have come full circle.

You know how I feel about you, right?

[amontilladont]

Hi, sup, hello, i am not dead

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

( REPOSTED FROM MY OLD ACCIDENTALLY DELETED BLOG. ) — ADJUST AS NEEDED. REMEMBER TO SPECIFY WHEN SENDING TO MULTIS!

“Bottoms up.”

“Don’t go.”

“Why now?”

“Says who?”

“No way.”

“Absolutely not.”

“Fuck you.”

“Fuck off.”

“I’m listening.”

“I know!”

“Go away.”

“Go home.”

“You bastard.”

“Fuck me.”

“Stay tonight.”

“Marry me.”

“Of course!”

“Come again?”

“Kill me.”

“Good job.”

“Stay away.”

“Hell no.”

“That’s wonderful!”

“Don’t touch!”

“That’s it!”

“Damn it!”

“Hello, [name.]”

“I’m tired.”

“Screw it.”

“You alright?”

“Thank you.”

“Don’t cry.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“Let’s go.”

“Stay here!”

“Be practical.”

“Of course.”

“Let’s sleep.”

“That’s rude.”

“Go on.”

“Help me!”

“Hold on!”

“Goodbye, [name.]”

“Stand down.”

“Oh no.”

“So what?”

“Not now.”

“I’m done.”

“Forget it!”

“Kiss me.”

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

this is a list of out of context things myself, a twenty two year old transmasc person, and my roommate, a twenty year old lesbian, have said in our first year of living together. enjoy — and we’ll see you in a year for season 2.

ADJUST AS NEEDED. REMEMBER TO SPECIFY MUSE TO MULTIS.

“Don’t box jump onto the stove!”

“She’s got the fucking zoomies and it’s pissing me off.”

“I got milk and $100 worth of pants.”

“Oh for fucks sake.”

“She dumped rice everywhere!”

“Your meow sounds like R2-D2 screaming.”

“Don’t kill my dreams!”

“I had to barricade my bedroom so she’d stop being an asshole.”

“Did you lift the blinds in my room or is the ghost messing with us again?”

“When did we buy swiss rolls?”

“WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER — ”

“Am I just eating thai food and ruining their night?”

“You cause sadness, you don’t get chips!”

“We went through a wormhole and I don’t enjoy it.”

“Jesus is not a himbo.”

“Common sense nationality.”

“Stop rubbing your lips on flannel.”

“No, I’m good, I’m a married man.”

“I don’t enjoy touching her nipples.”

“I got one patty and no cheese; ketchup, onion only! Bullshit!”

“That shit came out crispy and delicious.”

“I punched you in the face once; just the one time!”

“Oh my god, we live in the ‘hood.”

“Even Sweden can’t wash out the taste of betrayal.”

“We shouldn’t be allowed out before noon.”

“I’m eating soup at one in the morning.”

“I’m not nodding back at you, fuck you.”

“Save the turtles, put grilled cheese directly in pocket.”

“Why does the outback forsake me?”

“Tiddies out for the phoenix.”

“I hear you laughing, you goblin!”

“Get your fucking dairy out of my room!”

“It’s okay to misgender trespassers!”

“10,000 lakes — one for every witch!”

“Then make it not sweaty!”

“See, the difference is you were having a medical emergency. I was being a stupid bitch.”

“Fine! Keep your secrets, you sneaky cisgendered person!”

“Pave the roads! Pave the roads, Mr. Governor Man!”

“I apparently tried to deliriously order old 80s magazines last night.”

“I’ve never been killed by a hitman, but…”

“Is jelly an instrument of war?”

“I’m having fun being a crackhead.”

“You’re ruining the moment with your tiny penis!”

“Fifteen grams of protein?!”

“But Lake Michigan IS a thing!”

“Don’t ‘well, actually’ me about corn!”

“It’s Pride month! My iced coffee is leaking, that’s homophobic!”

“Don’t hold my hand and say the word ‘vagina.’”

“It’s not a secret, it’s on our website!”

“What is it with boomers and golden oreos?”‬

“I wouldn’t sign a lease with someone named Karen.”

“No one can play tuba that long! Well, except for maybe a tuba player!”

“That’s not correct, I’m just southern.”

“Garlic doesn’t grow in Ireland!”

“Tell me secrets at a 45 degree angle!”

“I’m blind now, I’m a blind man.”

“Call Julia Roberts!”

“I’m 4’7” on the inside.”

“Splash Mountain 2: Tiana Boogaloo.”

“It’s spelled: ‘B-O-O-G-O-O…wait.”

“Let me be competent in my mistake!”

“You can’t left turn here, you dumb, fucking cunt!”

“Jesus is my front license plate.”

“Are you going to drop a sick freestyle? Drop some bars, Lin Manuel Miranda!”

“Fuck the baby! Fuck the weed! Fuck the police!”

“Oh, to be devoured by a beast in pre-medieval Ireland.”

“Um, do you mean Rachel McAdams?”

“Where the fuck is Plymouth Rock?!”

“Oh yeah — and then she stabbed him!”

“She thinks he’s twelve mice in a french coat.”

“I’m not crying, it’s man sweat.”

“So, we’ll call up Seinfeld …”

“Loose Blister Skin. It’s like Slipknot, but better!”

“I love you, I love your credit score!”

“Tell that to the Ides of March!”

“Aaron Burr did not kill Adam Sandler.”

“For legal reasons, this is a joke, don’t get up.”

“You’ve lost your ‘Tangled’ privileges tonight.”

“Wendy’s has rats, but a man needs his spicy nuggets!”

“I did not run away, I was fighting for my life on the streets!”

“I’d give up cocaine for that rack.”

“It is my constitutional right to go to Indiana!”

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

( REPOSTED FROM MY OLD ACCIDENTALLY DELETED BLOG. ) — ADJUST AS NEEDED. REMEMBER TO SPECIFY WHEN SENDING TO MULTIS!

“Where are you? Come out! Come out! Come on out!”

“I’m coming to get you!”

“[Name], no weapons on the table!”

“Can I shoot an arrow?”

“Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Please, can I?”

“Not with that!”

“I missed it.”

“Come on, you!”

“It’s the one thing we search for, or fight to change.”

“They get away with murder.”

“I can never get away from anything!”

“I’ve got duties, responsibilities, expectations.”

“This is all for naught.”

“I heard that!”

“A day when anything can happen.”

“I’m starving!”

“From nowhere, the biggest bear you’ve ever seen!”

“I drew my sword, and…”

“Down the monster’s throat it went.”

“Aww, that’s my favorite part!”

“It’s just my bow.”

“A princess should not have weaponry in my opinion.”

“Let [pronoun] be!”

“Learning to fight is essential.”

“You’ll never guess what I did today!”

“What did you do, dear?”

“Hungry, aren’t we?”

“So what?”

“This is what you’ve been preparing for your whole life.”

“I won’t go through with it! You can’t force me!”

“That’s a nice story.”

“Legends are lessons, they ring with truths!”

“I would advise you to make your peace with this.”

“It’s marriage, it’s not the end of the world.”

“You’re muttering.”

“I don’t mutter.”

“I blame you. Stubbornness is entirely from your side of the family.”

“I don’t know what to do.”

“That’s my queen!”

“Would that kill them?”

“But are you willing to pay the price your freedom will cost?”

“You look absolutely beautiful.”

“What? I heard that! Aye! Say it to my face! Or are you a scared sniffling jackanape? Afraid to muss your pretty hair?”

“Don’t you dare loose another arrow!”

“I forbid it!”

“I’ve just about had enough of you!”

“You just embarrassed them! You embarrassed me!”

“I followed the rules!

“You don’t know what you’ve done!“

“I’d rather die than be like you!”

“I’m not a witch!”

“If you’re not going to buy anything, get out!”

“And how are you going to pay for that?”

“Uh…good morning.”

“They’re poisonous.“

“Where did you get this water? It has worms!”

“How do you know you don’t like it if you won’t try it?”

“There’s no one to blame but me.”

“A grand idea!”

“Do you feel the same way?”

“Just like your mom, you devil.”

“Let’s crack open the king’s private reserves to celebrate!“

“It almost had you. Are you hurt?”

“This is all my fault.”

“You’ve always been there for me. You’ve never given up on me.”

“You just have to be brave enough to see it.”

[ghstmemes]

♡   TWITTER FINDS  -  VOL. 4

adult  themes / language tw.    customize  as  you  need / wish !

Why am I like this ?

I just ate some feelings.  They were spicy and delicious.

You swing big, you miss big.  I have no fear whatsoever.

Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of winning.

I put my pint of ice cream into a beer koozie, so I can eat it while keeping my hands warm.

I once crushed up potato chips and mixed them in with water.  I called it ‘ Chip Soup. ’

My boy/girlfriend had cold feet and said he wished someone invented ‘ feet sweatshirt. ’

For years I’ve had the idea to invent Uber but with boats.  You could call it Buber.

My relationship status is ‘ experimenting with new flavors. ’

There’s only one right answer.  Mine.

We’re fine with our tears and beers.

Kind of like he’s in power-saver mode.

Don’t let people define you.  Don’t let yourself get stuck.

I hope this thing doesn’t find you at all.

Got an email from my ex that I deleted so hard that I went to my trash and extra deleted it all too.

Two things I have: really great friends and a headache.

Lost my shit today when I saw a wolf in the backyard.  I yelled for everyone to come and look.  It was a husky.  Why did that not even slightly occur to me ?

Think less about what you need to survive the process and more about what you need to enjoy the outcome.

Imagine if dogs had wheels.  They’d be even more perfect.

You aren’t allowed to criticize me, all right ?

Not bad for an alien pretending to be human.

You just want us to destroy our feet so we can’t run.  I’m onto you.

In Spain, is he called Bueno Jovi?

Your feet are your enemies. Destroy them. Destroy your feet.

I’m screaming internally.  You can’t tell.

[ghstmemes]

♡   TEXT MESSAGES  [  𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙿𝚃. 𝟸  ]

adult  themes / language tw.    customize  as  you  need / wish !

[ text ] I’m TIRED of waking up with gas station video quality vision !

[ text ] No offense to myself but… what the fuck am I actually doing ?

[ text ] Beware the 7 deadly sins: cringe, horny, earnest, random, entrepreneur, in love, pissed.

[ text ] I think you should get it. You really grew into it. 

[ text ] OMG ! I was having so much fun and laughing my ass off !

[ text ] (S)he has a weird voice. I don’t need to tell you that. 

[ text ] Good to know, _________.  Don’t tell me more. I beg of you.

[ text ] Today I choose violence as a treat.

[ text ] I think perhaps that I would like this month to be over.

[ text ] I think I’m stuck to the chair. Help ! 

[ text ] Fall in love ? I can’t even fall asleep !

[ text ] Maybe I should give them a 12th… no, 13th chance. 

[ text ] Why did you let me drink when I said alcohol would fix all my problems ?

[ text ] Stop trying to figure me out. I don’t know either. 

[ text ] I just want to watch movies and cuddle. Is that too much to ask for ?

[ text ] If you want to get drunk and order take out, I’m free on February 14th, just saying…

[ text ] Never mind. It was a moment of weakness.

[ text ] You can’t spell menu without me ‘n u, so… what’s up, baby ?

[ text ] My nightly routine is simple, I think until I get sad.

[ text ] In conclusion… I regret everything.

[ text ] Why is being alive so expensive ? I’m not even having fun.

[ text ] Did you ask me if I’m okay ? Next question.

[ text ] Feel free to get drunk at my funeral.  It’s what I would have wanted.

[ text ] I feel like a tattoo would bring peace to my life right now, should I get it ?

[ text ] I’m not single.  I’m taken… as a joke.

[ text ] You’re still mad. I can feel it through the phone.

[ text ] Want to hang ? We could sit in the car listening to music and talking for hours.

[ text ] Sometimes I pretend to be boring so people leave me alone. 

[ text ] Please don’t refer to yourself as our daddy/mommy. It’s creepy.

[ text ] I think I figured out a way to take you guys out of your funk. Ice skating. 

[bluestmoons]

callmekevin → sentence starters

a list of sentence starters from assorted CallMeKevin videos! warning for offensive language, suicidal ideation, and two child abuse implied jokes. feel free to edit or use in any way you see fit!

❝ I’m serving life, I don’t give a shit. ❞ ❝ Yes! One person died! I hope it was me! ❞ ❝ I’m gonna laugh. I don’t want any of this, I wanna be happy again. ❞ ❝ Oh fuck off, lads, seriously. ❞ ❝ Look at this amazing open world! I’m gonna walk into traffic. ❞ ❝ I think I was repressing them as I was playing them. It was weird. It was like real time repressing stuff. Really bringing me back to my childhood. ❞ ❝ He’s evil, but in a fun way! ❞ ❝ What made me think this was a good idea? What made me think I’d be okay? ❞ ❝ Will you ever fuck off? You shitty little cat. You don’t even have fur! ❞ ❝ It’s either going to help me or kill me, and at this point, each option is fine. ❞ ❝ You know, the voices are getting comforting. Kinda nice to have someone with me. I rarely collab. ❞ ❝ I just wanna eat these bugs, dude. ❞ ❝ God, why does the voice in my head have to have such an annoying laugh? ❞ ❝ I’m gonna be like an overprotective parent. Except one that wants to also kill its child. So like my parents. ❞ ❝ I don’t apologize for ANYTHING, I enjoy the chaos. ❞   ❝ I’ve tried my hand out in the real world and honestly I hate it. ❞ ❝ I don’t care if he’s a fucking scorpio, I have no interest! ❞ ❝ I have literally no idea what to do, can you relax a second? ❞ ❝ That seemed a bit excessive! ❞ ❝ Are we really going to throw normal procedure out just because we’re in this situation? ❞ ❝ That was one hell of a pot hole. That was a pot quarry. ❞ ❝ Ah, I’m a creature of habit. And I have a habit of being shit at everything I do. ❞ ❝ Why do I talk! ❞ ❝ Okay! You’re a dick! ❞ ❝ Just cause it’s true doesn’t mean that it’s right. ❞ ❝ Oh, you mean I didn’t win? Guess I’ll just die then. ❞ ❝ For a brief second I could hear my own thoughts. And while I might not like that either, it was better than this. ❞ ❝ You think you’re better than us just because you know how to use buttons? ❞ ❝ Am I stupid? That’s just an out of context question. Am I stupid? I’ve been meaning to ask for so long. ❞ ❝ I thought it’d be zombies or some shit but no, it’s just giant people fucking with you, that’s the apocalypse. ❞ ❝ Dude, did you get planning permission for this? ❞

[rpmemesfordepressedteens]

AGGRESSIVE   ‘ FUCK ’   PROMPTS

are  you  fucking  kidding  me?

fuck off !

fuck you!

can you not fucking swear?! 

What the actual fuck?

Fuck,fuck,fuck!

that  makes  no  fucking  sense!

don’t.   don’t  ever  fucking  say  that.

I fucking hate you.

I’m so fucking tired.

just  leave  me  the  fuck  alone!

Can’t a guy/girl shit/piss in fucking peace?

I fucking love you.

Are you fucking drunk?

What the fuck did you just do?

What the fucking fuck?

Dude,what the fuck happened here?

Why the fuck is there a corpse in your basement?

Did you just fucking cum on my new shirt?!

[ghstmemes]

♡   THE GOOD PLACE   [  𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝚂𝟷:𝙴𝟹  ]

adult themes / language tw.  customize as you need / wish!

For example, right now, you have the insane choice to ignore the person who is literally trying to save you from eternal damnation.

Are we sure we should be paying attention to these guys ?

It’s like, who died and left _________ in charge of ethics ?

Do you get it ?

I do, and it’s delightful. 

Here’s some dirt I put in a bowl because I’m amazing.

It’s a total con. I see through her/his little act.

Her/his act of being a nice person who brings you gifts ?

I’ll remind you that you’re trying to learn how to be a good person. 

Oh, so now I’m supposed to be nice and make friends and treat her/him with mutual respect ?

That’s exactly what she wants me to do, _________. Wake up !

Workin’ hard or hardly workin’, am I right ?

I’ll have what (s)he is having. 

I think you should experience new adventures.

Yeah, there’s really no way to tell.

I’m afraid I’m going to have throw these in the garbage. 

‘Cause I think that helping others will make me feel  like I truly belong here, you know ?

Here’s a brainstorm, why don’t I go with you ?

I’m telling you, _________’s out to get me. 

This note was slipped under my door yesterday. 

I really don’t think (s)he’s the type of person who would write this. 

And now I’m complimenting her/him. And kind of turned on. 

The point is, (s)he straight up sucks, bro.

I’m going with her/him and I’m gonna prove to you and to everyone that (s)he is secretly a two-faced, calculating, phony bench. 

Truth hurts, doesn’t it, plant ?

I mean, I want to hear it all. The good, the bad, the really bad, the embarrassing, the humiliating, just… Let’s bond. 

Did you ever, uh, skim a little off the top for yourself ?

Want to tell me about that rock bottom you probably hit ?

Hey, baby, got you coffee.

I don’t really care, though, ‘cause it’s so close to here.

No, I’m just saying we shouldn’t go there.

Uh, but, uh, exploring makes me nervous. 

I have what doctors call “directional insanity.” I once got lost on an escalator. 

The fact that it makes you nervous is exactly why you should do it. 

Well, obviously, I like to write. But I don’t love deadlines. I prefer to take my time with things.

I’m loving that hat on you. It would look even better on the floor.

I got something you can slip into. 

Oh, yes, they do, cutie-pants.

This equipment is very scary !

Don’t be a baby. It can’t hurt you.

Watch, I’ll blowtorch your face off.

Whatever. This whole thing is stupid. 

It’s a mess, dude.

I think you just twisted yourself up into a knot. 

What do you think that means ?

I know I broke some ethical rule, but I had a good reason. 

_________, in order to be a good person, you have to do good things.

Not stealing people’s stuff, that’s just a basic kindergarten rule.  

I mean, do I also have to tell you to not throw sand ?

First of all, throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire. 

Obviously, no one here would ever threaten you. 

There’s bad stuff everywhere, man. It’s impossible to avoid. 

Shouldn’t we just try to do the right thing whenever we can ?

Why ? It’s so much harder to live like that.

Look, I know you are going to break up with me.

Have fun being so amazing and perfect until you die. 

Good people make me insecure. 

When I’m around someone who I think is better than me, I try to drag them down to my level. 

Well, even admitting that is an important step. 

I would love not to listen to you. Wait, what ?

_________ does not know everything. 

I mean, I used to get bored halfway through writing a text message.

Let’s throw that monstrosity in the trash and start over. 

I literally leans what headaches were because that thing gave me a headache.

There you go. New beginnings ! Well done.

Are you okay ? Do you want to talk about it ?

_________, you don’t know what it’s like to be in paradise and feel like there’s something just not quite right.

I may not know exactly what you’re feeling, but I do understand. 

And you deserve to be happy, because… You’re an impressive, thoughtful, and special person.

Not to mention… You have a rockin’ bod. 

Ugh, of course your hugs are amazing. 

Everyone here is really into hugging. 

Now I’m living my truth and creating my bliss.

So I recommended you for the job.

How could I say no ?

This is your own guilt manifesting itself.

Okay, you’re right. I don’t belong here.

I don’t know how I got here. I have no idea what’s going on, and I’m freakin’ out, homie !

You gotta help me. I’m scared !

[rpmusingsforthesoul]

Schitt’s Creek Season 5 Sentence Starters

“Oh my god, that’s so embarrassing. You must feel ridiculous.”

“‘Adventure dates’ sound like something a marriage counselor would prescribe as a last resort.”

“Mm! Eat glass!”

“I would be lost without you.”

“Uh oh, we got a virgin!”

“So we’re doing all of this so that you can prove our relationship is exciting?”

“Don’t touch me. No.”

“Okay, I would like to remind you that I don’t have a therapist anymore.”

“Well these days, either he’s crying or I am.”

“Oh, no. Don’t make any changes on my account.”

“Wow! So this is an abduction then?”

“I’m not going to the botanical gardens by myself! What, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some pervert?”

“We’re done with you.”

“Yum, that was fun.”

“Hey, are we spinning more bottles?”

“I say we play truth or dare.”

“I’m sorry, are you saying you were jealous.”

“Wow, okay. So when you were saying you were jealous, were you saying you were jealous of him or jealous of me?”

“I wonder what would have happened if we met in high school.”

“Fuck off, ____ “

“Can we pretend today didn’t happen?”

“Maybe your indigestion is caused by the speed at which you eat your food.”

“We should do breakfast more often. This is really fun.”

“I think I might’ve gotten a… whisper of desire.”

“She obviously thinks we’re a couple of pushovers.”

“Is everything okay? You look paler than normal.”

“Okay, I don’t know who this is, but could we put him back in the box?”

“I left you with six adult tamagotchis in perfect health. And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to, like, actively murder them in order for that to happen.”

“Miss, seems that the strap has fallen off of your shoulder. I’d offer to put it back for you, but as a delivery guy, I don’t know if it’s my place.”

“Now if only you had that much respect for my time. I’ve been waiting here forever.”

Um, sorry that I’m late…my…grandmother passed this morning.”

“How far do you think we’d get if we just started running?”

“I’d like to pay you off to not be here anymore.”

“This is feeling kind of sketchy and last minute-y.”

“Also, we’re going with ‘surprise’. ‘Happy birthday’ was too wordy and we couldn’t mail it at rehearsal.”

“I love you.”

“Yes, you have legs like tree trunks. We knew that going into this.”

“No. No, it’s too much!”

“Excuse me, I have a job to do.”

“What are you doing, walking the streets alone?”

“I’d ask if you could hold us up more, but I’m not a big fan of rhetorical questions.”

“____, I’m the one on the chair!”

“Oh my god, just spit it out, ____!”

“No! Nooo! Noooo!!!”

[undyingwinter]

↳ National Treasure Book of Secrets Sentence Starters

“ I hear you’re quite good with puzzles and riddles. ”

“ Cipher’s impossible to decode without the key. ”

“ The war has only just begun!”

“ I can only imagine how difficult this must be for you. ”

“ This isn’t some garbage from a history book. ”

“ Wait! Wait! That’s my car! ”

“ Funny story. My accountant set up a corporation on an island that didn’t exist and assured me that that’s how rich people do it. ”

“ I can’t believe you have to break into your own house. ”

“ Women. Can’t live with them, especially if they change the alarm codes. ”

“ Wow. You work in a museum, and you live in one. ”

“ I cannot believe you broke in. ”

“ You saw the page yourself. There is no treasure map on it. ”

“ What did he find now? Atlantis? ”

“ The story? This guy’s got evidence. He’s got everything. ”

“ You’ve got to find it. You’re going to help me find it. So come on. ”

“ The debt that all men pay is death. ”

“ But, then again, what is history but a marker for the deeds of great men? ”

“ A man only has one lifetime, but history can remember you forever. ”

“ This is like, impossible, what you’re doing. ”

“ Ah, American, eh? ”

“ How fast can we get to Buckingham Palace? ”

“ Of course someone else is after the treasure. ”

“ OK. It’s teatime, chaps. ”

“ You’re the one making a scene. ”

“ They think that even when I’m right, I’m wrong! Isn’t that right? ”

“ Going to arrest a man for that? ”

“ Your mother told me about you. ”

“ Will you give me the flowers back, please? ”

“ I have never seen any symbols like this. ”

“ This has to end before someone gets hurt. ”

“ Why are they standing in the middle of the street? ”

“ Will you relax? It’s gonna be fine. ”

“ I’m gonna take myself out of the line of fire for this one. ”

“ I can also track the whereabouts of my toothbrush. ”

“ Oh, this doesn’t involve another treasure hunt, does it? ”

“ Treasure hunting paid off, in case you haven’t read the papers. ”

“ These glyphs are only partials. So you only have half a treasure map. ”

“ What is going on with the education in America? ”

“ Amazing feeling, isn’t it, standing in here? ”

“ Hm. ‘Cause last time I checked, we pretty much make our living on crazy. ”

“ Do you like ducks? ”

“ I’m gonna kidnap him. ”

“ Are you aware that you are in a restricted area? ”

“ Maybe one day I’ll wear this thing to a party I was actually invited to. ”

“ I can’t tell you what a thrill it is for me to be invited here tonight, sir. ”

“ This line is an underground tunnel, an escape route that was never found. ”

“ I need to ask you a question, which I know you can’t answer unless we’re alone. ”

“ All this just to ask me about a treasure map? ”

“ Everything I am is because of my ancestors, sir. ”

“ There’s my tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me. ”

“ We’re going to jail. ”

“ That did not turn out the way it was supposed to! ”

“ I’ve got something I want you to take a look at. Just take a minute. ”

“ That’s probably a horrible trap. ”

“ It would be a pity to come this far and not even try, now, wouldn’t it? ”

“ Only one way out of here now. Forward. ”

“ It’s a little golden man. Look. It’s got a tiny little torso. Look at that. ”

“ Why couldn’t a girl see me do that? ”

“ It’s a dead end! There’s no way out! ”

“ Nobody leaves unless I say so. ”

“ See? I’m right here! I’m staying! ”

“ I thought you might want to take a look at tomorrow’s headlines. ”

“ Hey, you’re that guy… The treasure hunter guy, right? ”

“ And you’re so good at puzzles. ”

“ I’m sure you’ll figure it out. ”

[amontilladont]

Ive been getting back into this fandom lately.

Uhm

Hi again?