Amorphous Iero

Travels through life one moment at a time. Loves bands. 18. Sydney Australia. I am limitless 🌠

[fiatpencey]

frank: says literally anything 

14 yr olds on twitter:

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[cleversockcollection]

You: Batman vs Superman

Me, an intellectual: Holy musical B@man!

[ocalaghan]

ok call me stupid but what’s the answer to this riddle?? 

A bikini and sunglasses cost $110 in total. The bikini costs $100 more than the glasses. How much do the sunglasses cost?

[amorphousthings]

$5

[big-bad-shorty-king]

Can all of my bands like stop with this cryptic illuminati logos??

[amorphousthings]

That's fuelled by ramen for you...😑🙄

[rotfront]

maybe the worst part of the label switch is the fact that all time low is now on the same label as twenty one goddamn motherfucking shitkicking pilots

[deansass]

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

[deansass]

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[jimmybuffetsmargaritaville]

I eat bugs

[savedlatin]

everyone ignoring nick major tryna interview them made me sad

[sheikah]

“I had a black eye. I’d been in a fight the night before … I’d went into McDonald’s with this girl I had been dating, and it was late night and there was no seats. I asked this guy and this girl that he was with if we could sit at the same table as them. We sat down, and quite quickly he started being rude to the girl I was with, calling her names …He called her an ugly pig or something worse, and I said, ‘No you can’t, you can’t call her that. Get up.’ He’d been sat down the entire time so when he got up he just kept going. I realized I had to, at that point. I had to throw the first punch or else I’d look like a complete wimp. And I got batted. So I went to the Jon Snow audition with a black eye. I think that man who punched me in the face may have helped me get the job, so thank you!” (x)  

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[amorphousthings]

No one told me how much it hurts when you're so far away from the person you love. There's a constant pain in my chest that is only relieved when I see you. Maybe it's because I gave you my heart so it's only here when you are.

[baratkat]

soft™

[crushis]

[arab-quotes]

The last one alone is enough to debunk the whole premise that ISIS represents Islam.

[stillnotchrys]

I’m going to put this on queue just incase people need reminding

[amorphousthings]

When your boyfriend surprises you at your youth group and everyone starts clapping 😂😂😂

[sherlockspeare]

“The first time, what happened when you put your costume on?” (X)

[riansdrums-blog]

i still find it odd that rian’s girlfriend has a colgate commercial and rian doesnt. cass hook a boy up. be on the commerical together. the cutest couple with the whitest teeth selling you toothpaste. 

id buy.