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:33 < im being paid to k33p the d33r ears and antlers until christmas

*puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me

avocagogh

in french, instead of saying I love you, we say “j’envie ce minéral” which roughly translates to “I envy your strength” and I think that’s beautiful :)

#saves.

:33 < *gets my jaw broken while pranking john* worth it

#txt.#fur the record john #this is not giving you the okay to break my jaw

:33 < they almost punched me beclaws they woke up so afraid but it was worth it

#it was definitely worth it #txt.

:33 < i woke up just to snake tongue johns ear tbh

#txt.

yihequan

tfw DOES exist in german. the german people meme.

#memes.#das fuhl wenn keine freundin

:33 < (snake tongue)

#bbbtttttthhhhppp #now im gonna sl33p #txt.

:33 < so today i was in the hall and while i was eating this kid tells me i should start eating less and in honor of the holidays i cordially invited him to shove a yule log up his arse

#txt.#uhhh #nsfw text /#maybe??#eating habits /

:33 < relinquish your grip on me, foul beast, and return me to the ground

#where is the ground. my f33t sure arent touching it #txt.

:33 < i cant believe dave is going to fight john instead of me