DEAR READER
Today's Document
taylor price
No title available
Peter Solarz
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Kaledo Art
Sweet Seals For You, Always
sheepfilms
RMH
Three Goblin Art
dirt enthusiast
Origami Around
Acquired Stardust
★
tumblr dot com
shark vs the universe
NASA
ellievsbear
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brunei
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia
@amsuperman
@becauseitneedstobedone || 💥
“Supergirl!” His face beams with delight at the sight of the other Kryptonian. “Just the person me am searching for! Me have question! How do Bizarro make Lois Lane happy! Me not know what girls like!”
@smallblueboyscout || 💥
“Me think it time to have secret identity too.” He cants his head in thought then looks the young boy over. “You help Bizarro come up with secret new name? Me want to be like Kal-El!”
starter call || Bizarro’s here to ( cause chaos ) save the day!
Aaaah imagine clark giving bizarro a kryptonian name and it’s the happiest day of his entire life! He’d finally feel like a part of the family after so many years of being confused about himself and wanting to be ‘kal-el’. Getting a name of his own would mean he’s his own person & he won’t ever have to struggle with his identity crisis or thoughts of belonging again 🤧🤧🤧
@smallblueboyscout replied to your post “sobs Bizarro coming face to face with Lex and being so hurt & betrayed...”
((the world doesnt deserve him
it’s the truth but he doesn’t care. his mind is set on protecting it regardless 😭
sobs
Bizarro coming face to face with Lex and being so hurt & betrayed by his abandonment ( and many plots to kill him ) but he just can’t bring himself to hurt him so Lex is forgiven because it’s what superman would do.
Bizarro seeing Clark have a family of his own and wanting the same for himself but because he’s not ‘normal’ he thinks that he can’t have what Clark has.
Him trying to prove to the world that he can be just as good as Superman and failing at every attempt to prove it & it just makes the world fear or treat him as a nuisance even though his heart is in the right place.
Imagine Bizarro dying in Clark’s place because he knows at the end of the day the world needs the real superman and not him. He knows the people of Earth don’t like him but even still he’d save the world and make sure Earths greatest hero lived to continue protecting it.
What if I just dumped a whole bunch of sad headcanons about Bizarro just randomly on you guys. would that be fucked or what 🤔
smallvxlle:
CLARK, IN A quiet, defeated voice. “Noooooo.”
“Me learn from Superboy! If Superboy say it then Bizarro can too because we am same!”
Bizarro in a LOUD booming voice. “FUCK!!!”
Bizarro hears someone from the superfam say fuck one(1) time and he’ll say it nonstop cuz apparently it’s okay to say :D
“Bizarro am not bad guy! Bizarro nice hero! Me no understand why people scared of Bizarro...”
@kryptonfresh replied to your post: all i can think of is Bizarro sitting in front of...
pls
Biz vc Kon-El look what Bizarro can do! Me can go super saiyan too! :D
all i can think of is Bizarro sitting in front of a tv watching dbz or something and being entertained because goku is like him & kal
Dating Service:
Date with Bizarro. Date Fee: $156 Customer Comments: "The only thing Bizarro talked about was anime. (Female in late 20s)"
Bizarro legitimately forgetting that death is a thing that happens and now that Jason reminded him, he’s sad :/
druglcrd:
❝ My love is rare and special. If I give it out to everyone I die. ❞
LOUD gasp. “What!!! That am terrible! Bizarro no want Red to die!”
druglcrd:
❝ The only super I love is Bizarro. ❞
“Why not love all super? Superman and Superboy am Bizarro friend too!”