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capitalists: MILLENNIALS SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON FRIVOLOUS BULLSHIT

also capitalists: why aren't millennials buying more diamonds ... we're going under ... please help

karilotl-deactivated20240706

this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn’t some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.

lizclimo

tastefullyoffensive

by Liz Climo

grumsal

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

jnsalvado-deactivated20171008

Realistic Pokemons

cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412

i’d rather die than see a single one of these ugly ass scary ass nightmare creatures anywhere ever

😴

How….?

pastelsponge-deactivated2015020

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.

Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison

He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON

He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds

he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out

then he was arrested again, and the above happened

while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM

AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

nevaehtyler

🥑🥑🥑

wheeloffortune-design

Listen, I photoshop diamonds for a living. As in, I make the pictures all pretty and perfect for adds and websites etc etc.

I can’t afford the diamonds I photoshop. My supervisor can’t afford the diamonds. My boss can’t afford the diamonds. The people who work for the diamond company can’t afford the diamonds.

I guess we’re all eating too much avocado or, idk, paying rent and stuff.