"you've ruined your life better than i ever could"

amy or lici • she/they/he • currently uu/mcytpilled • a side blog so i can't really follow anyone whoops... • avatar: @pea-404 • banner: @JustFineKo (Pinterest)

[souperfresh]

nah u should say what's pissing you off i wanna know...

WHATEVER!!!! I'LL SAY IT!!!! IM TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING WEMMBU AND SPOKE FATHERS OF THEIR MACES. THEY WOULD BE TERRIBLE FATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!! MACES BEING CHILDREN IS A FUN CONCEPT BUT I THINK WE AS A FANDOM NEED TO LET GO OF THOSE TWO BEING FATHERS. THEY CAN BE OLDER SIBLING FIGURES TO THE MACES SURE BUT THEY. ARE. NOT. FATHERS!!!!!!! sorry. its genuinely a non issue but im still angry over it. i can't see ANY of uu being parents (with like. exception of minute but even then i can see why some people dont see him that way. and also i guess quackenstein because he's like an ACTUAL father). ESPECIALLY THE PROTAGS. PLEASE GOD DO NOT LET THE PROTAGS BE PARENTS. they aren't FIT to be parents they would not WANT to be parents do NOT PISS ME OFF!!!!!

[amyliciouss]

wemmbu would lowkey be such an ass father he'd give his child/mace a bag of hot cheetos and an ipad with internet connection and leave them for eight hours 😭

[kryptid-orsmt]

i want parrotx2 to upload but only whenever he is ready and comfortable and happy and healthy enough to

i want wemmbu to upload but only if he is sleeping well and not stressed out and is in a good mental place to do so

i want flamefrags to upload but only if he is satisfied with the content he is uploading and if he has talked to his friends outside of uu recently and ate something today

i DON’T want spokeishere to upload because he JUST uploaded a couple days ago 🙏🙏 its okay gang THEY ALL DESERVE A BREAK

[specificallygrowndaikon]

the shit i do for these guys

[idk-man-im-just-a-pan]

Been seeing the Unstable Bingo Chart going around and decided I'm going to make one of these after finishing each season. Technically I'm like six videos into season two but oh well

[scyfozoa]

rivals

[stellocchia]

What do we think about a Tax Duo guardian angel au where Wemmbu has genuinely no clue this guy is his guardian angel?

Egg is very talented as a guardian angel, not so much living as a mortal, however with Wemmbu he figured that he needed a more hands on approach because have you seen the sheer amount of times this fuckass demon manages to get kidnapped??

Egg's mission is solely to stir Wemmbu onto the right path. Unfortunately, it's very hard to think about morals when you're constantly dragged around without your consent, which is why Wemmbu hasn't once noticed that Egg was trying to do that, quite frankly.

To Wemmbu, Egg is just his bestie who mysteriously appeared one day and has an oddly strong propensity to become a hostage.

Egg, meanwhile, does care for Wemmbu a great deal, he just wishes Wemmbu would stop getting in life threatening situations because he has to write a report about that every single time...

[uuwemmbu]

the world if squiddo was a uu protagonist 🌇🌅🦑🎇

[uuwemmbu]

the world if jumperwho was a uu protagonist 🏙️🎆🌉🌷🌸

[uuwemmbu]

the world if jumperwho was a uu protagonist and squiddo was her deuteragonist....

[fragmented-stained-glass]

Mapic gave Spoke one last chance and yet again he ruined it.

[signedy0urstrulythewhale]

parrot's next video will be released on the anniversary of wifies death and wifies will be mentioned or referenced in some way shape or form

[mysteriousmaninatrenchcoat]

happy wifies death anniversary! How lovely!

[astronautbeans]

uu Spoke is such an interesting character. how he ping pongs between good and bad deeds needs to be studied. one episode he will give away precious items to players he knows for sure will die, and the next he’s a ruthless leader. i don’t believe he’s as selfish as some people make him out to be. he is selfish, no one can deny, but he also cares about people. about strangers. helpless strangers when he’s almost in that exact same position as them (first round of the purge, in the nether area). on the other hand he will gladly summon each and every one of the players (second round) to fight and die for his cause. he got mad when they made a genuine attempt at escaping and sure that could’ve been fear that they’d be found and killed but he also wanted them in his army to prove himself to underscore and take down the Null.

idk i don’t know if this makes sense but Spoke’s selfishness vs his selflessness needs to be properly studied

[dragomm8687]

uu4 as skk and sskk

spoke is dazai coded. i think, with a lot of older fanfics especially, spoke gets coded as this "chaos little bean that didnt mean to hurt anyone" a lot. while he is traumatized, his actions are, a lot of the time, awful. he does possess the humanity and empathy to understand other players, unlike wemmbu and flame, and uses that to manipulate people even without understanding how damaging his actions are. ashswag filling in for mori and continuing the cycle of abuse within the port mafia through spoke is a good possibility. his new takeover of the null could even be compared to dazai becoming the port mafia head in the BEAST manga.

wemmbu is a character that made himself strong to prove zam wrong and to protect his friends, and akutagawa is a character that became strong because he had to survive. they both pride themselves on their ability to survive and are apathetic towards random people and soonly stop killing because of their friends. wemmbu having akutagawas powers would be really cool too as its a relatively straightforward power and is incredibly strong without requiring much skill(unlike chuuyas, which requires an understanding of physics and control over arahabaki).

chuuya has a loyal disposition and is, without doubt, the strongest physically and ability-wise in bsd. flame is (one of) the strongest in unstable, and has loyally served towards groups such as the zam empire and the invis mafia. while that is mostly out of his love for combat, i believe he did genuinely care about the people around him but was too emotionally constipated to understand his own feelings.

parrot wants to protect people and feels responsible when other people are hurt around him, like atsushi feels responsible for the suffering of the people around him and wants to be worthy to live. they are both on the lighter end of the morally grey spectrum, and both have the most "main character" like qualities, being selfless.

i think with their powers in like a fanfic or smth, it would be really cool. like parrot turning into a white tiger despite his namesake, and the port mafia being changed for the invis mafia.

[amyliciouss]

the way spoke just casually became exacly what ashswag has said he would become is TEARING ME APART!!!!

like there were so many throwbacks to the mafia. the fireworks? the need to be completely invis all the time? killing people without using meelee combat as to not leak your name in chat? slaughtering EVERYONE who didn't agreee to join your cause?

leo was right too. one day, spoke will realize that HE'S the one in the wrong. and maybe one day someone will be there to stop him, like he once stopped ashswag.

"don't be the villain of your own story" said minute. (funnily enough he never said that to spoke. maybe he should have.)

[amyliciouss]

watching spoke's videos recently is like: okay the first part of the video is pretty slow and kinda boring and then theres the tipping point behind which is just "its so over" "NO WE ARE SO BACK!!1!!" "NOO ITS SO OVER" "NEVERMIND ITS WORSE THEN WE THOUGHT"*cliffhanger*

[cl0ckwise]

ARTFIGHT!!!

my profile is still in the making but hi guys hi uh, enjoy my silly guys! my artfight profile

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[souperfresh]

IF I SEE ONE MORE POST ABOUT THAT NULL BEING WIFIES IM GOING TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!

YOU ALL NEED TO LET HIM GO PLEASE IM BEGGING. WIFIES WAS A GOOD CHARACTER. WE LIKED WIFIES. HE DOESNT NEED TO COME BACK.

IM SO TIRED!!!!