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@an-alien-offical
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My name is [CONFIDENTIAL]
My age is [CONFIDENTIAL]
My home planet is [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
My mission is to explore Human Society in all of its forms, and to learn how to socialise correctly with your primitive species
// out of character posts will be tagged as #alien-ooc //
// ps i am really bad at using tumblr but my main account is @crafftypenguin, so just keep in mind that thats me lol //
Hello, my friend!! We have not talked in quite a while! How have you been doing?
@real-human-offical
Oh wow, hello! I am afraid I have been severely inactive on this account as of late. The Human school which I attend (undercover, of course) has some quite important Examinations of Intelligence coming up soon, and I have been quite preoccupied with performing well.
Aside from that, I have been good, friend!! How have you been in my absence?
I wish you all a very "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays", and I have hope for your Survival in the "New Year"! Keep your doors, chimney and windows locked tight, lest the "Santa Claus" pays a visit to your children!!
I would like an Pokémon, if you have time! Even though I am unsure of what exactly they are, I have Love for all creatures in their own ways. 👽🫶
- @an-alien-offical
hello alien! Of course I got time!
how bout these 2?
They are wonderful, thank you so very much!!!
@an-alien-offical x @real-human-offical ???
hehe silly 54%
@real-human-offical what is a Shipping? Where are we being sent to?
Hi! Just a little update, I'm going to be posting a lot less (if at all) for the next month or so, school is getting very busy and I have prelim exams coming up!! So, I want to focus on that, I'm sure you'll understand :)
I'll likely make a little post on Christmas, but aside from that let's just say I'm visiting my home planet for a little while :3
Wish me luck, guys!
I do not enjoy Mathematics. Not one bit. I would have preferred it if you Humans never invented such a thing, but alas. Here we are. Thanks, guys.
What is a Music?
Magic
Umbrella
Sisters
In
Canada.
M.U.S.I.C
Ah, I see! Um- yeah, that makes sense!
It's.. music is air vibrations in a pattern, my interplanetary friend.
oh, wow! Thats so interesting. So, Humans choose to "listen" to these vibrations? For enjoyment?
What is a Music?
Magic
Umbrella
Sisters
In
Canada.
M.U.S.I.C
Ah, I see! Um- yeah, that makes sense!
What is a Music?
One Human thing which tends to fascinate me is why each Human chooses their favourite colour.
Mine is Orange because very few people like it and I thought it was too pretty to be unpopular!
I'd like to hear about yours :)
The color of the highest point in the sky on a sunny autumn afternoon
It's a perfect rich blue. It's a moment in time. It's the contrast with the orange leaves. It is peace.
My phone doesn't capture it well, because I think part of the color's beauty is in the warmth of the sun and the coolness of the breeze and the crackle of the falling leaves.
Thats so beautiful, and what a wonderful way to describe it, too. thank you for sharing!
One Human thing which tends to fascinate me is why each Human chooses their favourite colour.
Mine is Orange because very few people like it and I thought it was too pretty to be unpopular!
I'd like to hear about yours :)
I’m a big purple fan myself! More specifically dark purple with a bit of red mixed in. An example would be hexcode #300E4D or #230247 (which, if you don’t know, hexadecimals/hexcode is earth’s way of describing specific colours!) it mixes well with orange, too.
To see what the hexcodes look like, there’s websites that can show you if you look up “hex code finder” on whatever non-earthly browser you have, or any drawing app has a hexcode thing somewhere.
Wow, those are wonderful colours! I love how you provided the "Hex Codes" so I could see exactly what you meant, they are very pretty colours :))
Apparently Humans need frequent Hydration. This is important. If you have not already, you should drink some water.
Fun fact I've only had two cups of juice and a few sips of water (barely a cup) today. Is this healthy?
Ideally, you should be aiming for much more than this. Humans are fragile creatures, look after your frail bodies please!!
Oh. I'll try to do that!
Wonderful!
Apparently Humans need frequent Hydration. This is important. If you have not already, you should drink some water.
Fun fact I've only had two cups of juice and a few sips of water (barely a cup) today. Is this healthy?
Ideally, you should be aiming for much more than this. Humans are fragile creatures, look after your frail bodies please!!
One Human thing which tends to fascinate me is why each Human chooses their favourite colour.
Mine is Orange because very few people like it and I thought it was too pretty to be unpopular!
I'd like to hear about yours :)
Blue - just drawn to it, always have been. It was recently pointed out to me by my brother that like 99% of the time when I dress, I'm always. Wearing. At. Least. One. Blue. Thing
Thats so interesting!! Humans are great :)
I always feel like such a "chef" (as Humans call themselves) whenever I make pasta, even if it is a very simple process! Cooking food is a new concept to me, but one that I enjoy greatly.
Why must every single one of my Educators at "School" give me homework and/or tests always around the same time??? Do they conspire together to make my life as miserable as possible? I am Stressed.
