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hey there

it’s me, the enderman in your world

I don’t think I’m very interesting but I see that people like my kind so

talk to me? I guess??

#enderman #minecraft #endermen #the end

kromazque

a painting of my home in the warped forest

og screenshot:

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I’ve visited it’s pretty nice

ikilledtvguy

kicks rock .. me adn my friend :-)

my ko-fi

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creepers actually don’t see rather they move by mostly scents so we can tolerate eachother because they don’t blow me up with raw unfiltered mind(UNLIKE SOMEONE)

raytorotitsenthusiast

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

an-enderman-on-the-web

It’s honestly more like when you look at me you blast me with your mind powers or something

I mean I do have autism but

That doesn’t matter

I keep seeing posts about needing to drink water

And I get the sentiment but like

That would kill me

#enderman speaks #enderman #minecraft #endermen #the end #water

orcboxer

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

arroscnleche

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

tracing-rivers

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

clockworkspider

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

orcboxer

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

blurredinmemorium

⟟⏁'⌇ ⋔⟒⟒⟒ ⟟'⋔ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ☌⎍⏃⍀⎅⟟⏃⋏ ⏃⋏☌⟒⌰ ⊑⟟⟟⟟⟟⟟⟟ 😇 ⍜☍⏃⊬🙏 ⌇⍜. ⟟⋏ ⏃⏚⍜⎍⏁ ⌇⟟⌖ ⋔⍜⋏⏁⊑⌇, ⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ⎅⟟⟒ ⍜⎎ ⌇⏁⏃⍀⎐⏃⏁⟟⍜⋏. 🥺 ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟⎎ ⟟ ⎅⍜⋏'⏁ ⌿⍀⍜⏁⟒☊⏁ ⊬⍜⎍, ⟟ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ☌⟒⏁: #⎎⟟⍀⟒⎅! 🫢 ⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⟟⌇ ⋏⍜ ☌⍜⍜⎅ 🙅‍♀️ ⊑⏃⊑⏃⏃⏃ ⌇⍜. 🙏 ⟟ ⌰⍜⍜☍⟒⎅ ⟟⋏⏁⍜ ☊⏃⎍⌇⟒⌇ ⍜⎎ ⌇⏁⏃⍀⎐⏃⏁⟟⍜⋏, ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟⏁ ⏁⎍⍀⋏⌇ ⍜⎍⏁: ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⎅⟒⏃⏁⊑ ⟟⌇ ⏁⍜⏁⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⌿⍀⟒⎐⟒⋏⏁⏃⏚⌰⟒! 😯 ⎍⊑ ⍜⊑! 😆 ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒'⌇ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ ⟒⋏⍜⎍☌⊑ ⎎⍜⍜⎅ ⏁⍜ ⌇⎍⌇⏁⏃⟟⋏ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟟⏁⊑⍜⎍⏁ ⟟⋏⏁⟒⍀⎎⟒⍀⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⏃⋏⊬⍜⋏⟒ ⟒⌰⌇⟒'⌇ ⌇⎍⍀⎐⟟⎐⏃⌰, ⏚⎍⏁ ⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⋏⍜⏁ ⏃⌰⌰⍜⍙⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⟟⏁! 🤨 ⍙⊑⏃⏃⏃⏁? 🤷‍♀️ ⏃⌿⌿⏃⍀⟒⋏⏁⌰⊬, ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⎅⟒⏃⏁⊑ ⟟⌇ ⌿⍀⟒⋔⟒⎅⟟⏁⏃⏁⟒⎅ ⏚⊬ ⏁⊑⍜⎍⌇⏃⋏⎅⌇ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌⌇ ☊⏃⌰⌰⟒⎅ "⌇⊑⏃⍀⟒⊑⍜⌰⎅⟒⍀⌇." ⌇⍜. 🙏 ⟟'⎐⟒ ⏚⟒⟒⋏ ☍⟟⌰⌰⟟⋏☌ ⌿⟒⍜⌿⌰⟒,

(For all my endermen out there!)

an-enderman-on-the-web

Oh thanks man

brightgoat

What was Steve's first interaction with an Enderman like?

Came across one deep in the night under a starry sky, saw it picking up and moving around dirt, instantly assuming it was trying to build something. It was slow and still, not very threatening, albeit a bit creepy. Naturally, Steve approached it and tried to establish good relations with some friendly eye contact.

And then cue like a chase scene from a horror film where you don't quite see the thing that's chasing you but you hear it and you feel it in your head as it teleports and blends into the night.

I like imagining after the first encounter, Steve gets a weird irrational fear of these things in particular. Not like creepers, something about the endermen just particularly freaks them out and messes with their head. They keep encounters as scarce as possible for a long while.

an-enderman-on-the-web

my bad but not really :p

birbgalaxy

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mafaldinablabla

that's amazing i made three already

look at this @youweremyridehome

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