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⭐To all the fanfic writers out there, a little gold star!⭐

listen i love all marches but i am always baffled by people who give him abs. girl he might weigh 155 pounds on a good day (The Nice Guys 2016, Ardai et. al) but that man is an alcoholic whose exercise regimen consists of falling off a roof several times a week. and he also has a kid. when the hell is he going to the gym

anonshipshrimp

Tenna being way bigger than you and his kisses feeling reaaaally weird and funky on your face

that is all

markthekng

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

casgirl

phm deleted scenes leaking was like a november 5th scale event for a niche group of perverts.

dear-ao3

coolattas

have i endured loneliness with <grace?> / i say this, or perhaps i'm just thinking it. / actually, i probably think too much.

the gardener (mary oliver)

rylandgracie

why did they recreate the orpheus/eurydice myth in a family friendly pg-13 scifi blockbuster

commiefaggoth

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

tfemlarslindstrom

part 11: t4t healymarch edition

bonus!

vonlipwig

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.