Gay Writes? Wrong, Gay Procrastinates

he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ trying my best, failing miserably (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠) find me on AO3 @RanbowKng

[markthekng]

Some of you are practically deepthroating these corporations boots with how close to the dirt and dog shit covered heels your tongue is pulsing over

[markthekng]

Too many cowards don't want to draw or write Jabber as emo and blame the fact that they don't know what to do with his hair. "It's too long!" I fear the standard for emo hair is long. "What about the fringe?" He already parts his hair to the side he's got the hairstyle. You also can't blame the clothes "not making sense" for him. He wears a big ass cloth tail in canon he would wear fishnets and be silly

[smileyfacerr]

damn i love yaoi

[markthekng]

I know the internet has a moral superiority complex in fandom and shipping but here's a hard truth some of you need to hear. Some ships are just not going to be healthy. And that's okay. But you cannot get mad at someone for writing canon compliant ship because the dynamic is "too toxic." Sometimes it's just going to be that way, you can't shoehorn it into being a healthy dynamic and also canon compliant. You can wrangle it any which way you want in aus or canon divergence, but if people are going to take an unhealthy dynamic and keep it that way because they like when things are canon compliant you cannot be mad at them. bad things happen to good people. Good things happen to bad people. Neutral things happen to both. That's life. You cannot expect everything to fit a narrow moral code for you, that's common sense. If a dynamic is not healthy it is up to your adult mind to acknowledge that the dynamic isn't okay in real life but is interesting to explore as a concept in fiction.

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what you ship, the rest of the world sees us as weird. Please let me just enjoy Janka in peace without getting kicked for thinking it's weird to make it seem healthy in a canon compliant setting

[markthekng]

I'm sorry for my lack of updates around the board on ao3. I haven't been feeling well and I've been in interview hell, but along with that I've been having a lot of breakdowns. Something happened to me around a year ago, I'm fine, I survived, but it's hard to handle and has occasionally been getting in the way of my day to day life

[markthekng]

New crossover crackship idea! Iggy from JJBA x Kuroneko-sama from Trigun

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[warningboyxboy]

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

[cursedjewel]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[venort]

[venort]

you will never in a million years guess what the next line is if you've never seen the OVA this is from.

[nemesismess]

#hint: it's the 'is this the episode where he loses the house' OVA

THE WHAT-

[venort]

Yknow, this one

[venort]

A poor investment

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[delta-domine]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[markthekng]

Do you think when Spamton has dialogue like [@$&+#] he's making Q-bert noises out loud to Kris and that's just how Kris is interpreting it written in their head?

[marblescorner]

Jabbiwi annoying an already annoyed Zankiwi

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Zanka: "I will make shark soup out of you..!"