I'm Hardcore, Man.

Alyssa, 23, Colorado, 911 Dispatcher, proud Challenger R/T owner.

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[perposterousporple]

Peralta before he becomes a detective

[illmaticraj]

Anybody else remember this commercial? It used to always be on Cartoon Network at night.

[keithsweatshop]

this is the content that i signed up for tumblr for

[legalmexican]

The Power of Love goes AWF

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[henryscavills]

[meme-theft]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

[gimmekurtisconner]

parenting an angsty teen

[beyonceblockedme2]

leak the full track

[drinkpisspissblood]

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

[ghosthierophant]

leak the dad’s track instead

[ora-le-deactivated20211218]

Lmao

[4setsofcorsets]

“Is this Sirius Black: The Musical”? –my roommate

[fullthrottleauto1deac]

Cuda (by skul4aface) (FTA)

[iguanamouth]

an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do. (P.s. I love you very much)

[patterns-in-static]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[lukia26]

…you know what to do.

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

you know what to do

[hivs]

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

[grandoikawa]

[nebula-girl]

HAVE YALL SEEN THIS????

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

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[tvguts]

when u finally land a shot on that one enemy player who’s killed you twelve times already

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

[zooophagous]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

[rashkah]

[skidar]

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

[hntrgurl13]

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

[skidar]

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

[emaleiigh]

this is a pure post

[sentimental-apathy]

[video-hall-of-fame]

[infinity-ahead]

There are so many layers as to why this is funny to me

[onlyblackgirl]

I can never tell if he plans this or just rolls with whatever happens