star wars quotes but they're incorrect

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*Anakin, ringing a bell in the hallway*

Anakin: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey-!

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Anakin: What if we inverted our initials? Snakin Aykwalker

Ahsoka: Thsoka Aano

Obi-Wan: Kbi-Wan Oenobi

Padmé: Aadmé Pnidala

Barriss: Oarris Bffee

Rex: Rex- this is a stupid game.

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Anakin: Snips, if I die you you’re in charge of the 501st, okay?

Ahsoka: Master, you’re not even dying right now

Anakin: I want to die every minute so you listen to me

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wait a damn minute

500!? 500 of you guys!?

I must need to get my sight check, cause holy shit. Honestly, we never expect to reach what is, in our opinion, a really high number!  Thank you so much, you guys honestly mean the world to us 💖

Honestly, if there’s anything you want to see, let us ( @chadsoka​ & @sugarsnips​) know, we’d be more than happy to make it happen! (theres nothing in the queue right now, but I plan on changing that very soon - @sugarsnips​)

Thank you guys so much, we love you 💕

- Sugarsnips ✨

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Ahsoka: What do you want with Anakin Skywalker?

Maul: I nearly ran him over when he was a child and I want to apologise

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GOD your blog is so good

GOD thank you so much! People like you make it all worth it lol

- chadsoka

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did you know that you have more posts tagged "poor obi wan" than posts tagged "count dooku"? i find that hilarious for some reason lmao

Wait seriously? That’s so funny lmaoo

We’re really out here making Obi-wan suffer sksjks

-chadsoka

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Ahsoka: *scares Anakin*

Anakin:

Ahsoka: you alright there, master?

Anakin: Kriff I hate everything about... everything....

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Cara: I am not drunk.

Mando: Yes you are.

Cara: I AM NOT DRUNK.

Mando: Then can you tell the time?

Cara: Yes *turns to face clock* I AM NOT DRUNK

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Ahsoka: Truth or dare?

Anakin: Truth

Ahsoka: How many hours have you slept this week?

Anakin: Dare

Obi-Wan: Go to sleep, Anakin.

Anakin: I don’t like this game

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Hardcase: I like smart women, you know. Women that are smarter than me.

Jesse: That won’t be hard.

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Maul: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the middle of the sky?

Savage: The sun-

Maul: I’m going to fucking fight it.

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Fives: Can I help?

Jesse: Are you a beer?

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Yoda: Brought you here, something did... fate. Destiny.

Anakin: A train-?

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Maul: You make me so angry so quickly, Kenobi. It’s remarkable.

Obi-Wan: I only said 2 words

Maul: Yet here I am, boiling with hate

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Ahsoka: Have you seen Senator Amidala?

Anakin: SHE’S NOT MY WIFE

Ahsoka: Woah... Never said she was.

Anakin: ...oh. Awkward..

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Anakin: What are you, 12?

Ahsoka: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten BYEE