Life Is A Placebo Masquerading As A Simile

Mac 25 They/them bi

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[bluef00t]

Democrat and Chronicle, 1993:

Democrat and Chronicle, 1995:

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[jackson-imbecille]

They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.

This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.

Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.

[targetedknowledge]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[razzlebathrobe]

Basil Rathbone and Kay Francis in A Notorious Affair (1930)

[kaijuno]

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[laziestgirlintown]

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

[openthefobwatch]

I'm cooked💀💀💀

[bloggingintheflowers]

[riggio037]

[beaswellgirl]

yep, pretty much

[anachronismboi]

Item: The Comedy Mask Rarity: ✷ Epic

What video game has most made you laugh?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Insomniac Spider-Man that video game is basically my favourite piece of media ever.

[parkayquarts]

dont trace reference images. dont even LOOK at reference images. in fact, don't ever look at anything that exists in the world, in person or in photos or in videos, even when you're not drawing, because you will still be able to use the memories of what something looks like as a reference when you're drawing it later. yes that includes yourself. destroy all the mirrors in your house. don't look down at your hands or feet. don't look. close your eyes. close them tight. forget everything. it's okay, embrace the darkness. just forget.

[betweentimeand42]

I just remembered this story from the Gillian Welch concert I saw last year, and since I got some notes on my last post about her, I thought some folks would like to hear this:

At the show, Gillian made some comment about Dave taking his jacket off (can’t remember what exactly she said), and people started jokingly yelling “TAKE IT OFF!” (with one person calling for him to take his hat off, to which he immediately shook his head no). Amidst the shouting, I heard something along the lines of “sexy beast” ( 😂). Gillian heard it too and said, “You guys know about the sexy beast?” Then she went on to explain that she and Dave had played a show in Australia once, and someone at that show had yelled “You sexy beast!” at them. They were not sure who this remark was directed to and inquired about it. “Not YOU!” came the reply. “The banjo!”

[theabigailthorn]

I made a Mii of you hope that's alright

hell yeah

i do like mozzarella lemonade and honey!

[strange-aeons]

I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"

[mangled-by-disuse]

get a load of this guy who's never had mozzarella lemonade

[strange-aeons]