I'll be fine, I swear. I'm just gone beyond repair

19. NJ. Crafter. Mayday Parade. Music. Dinosaurs. I make hemp jewelry and hair bows that can be found at : sunshinecraftsx.etsy.com .

[itsnot-anselelgort]

[2000ish]

[gvnnvlfsen]

[iraffiruse]

[ilillllii-deactivated20221103]

[analbuttsexdicks]

I'm pretty much over 95% of my "friends"

[dramaranii]

why is yikes plural. why so many yike

[nullalibertas-deactivated201612]

Intelligence is such a turn on.

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT

[ladiesloveloki]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT THIS INTO WORDS

[totalparksandrec]

[unbitrium]

THIS IS SUCH A BRILLIANT LINE

[icanread]

[sexualnoise]

my blog will make you horny ;)

[bettedavisgf]

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[suou-no-nioi]

This is my fucking life in a nutshell

[ljoonika-deactivated20180218]

Once at a 9 hour flight from Paris to Tokyo I had offered the guy sitting next to me a Finnish candy, Sisu (kinda like salty liquorice but not, but also not liquorice with menthol but kinda like?) He then showed me something, roughly the size of a breath mint. So I took it and put it in my mouth, because hey, they ate my Finnish Black Bomb so I’m going to taste their French Thingy.

Except it wasn’t a candy. In fact it was nothing edible. It was a fossil they wanted to show me. I just put a fossil in my mouth. Somebody else’s fossil.

It’s been 12 years and I’m still mortified.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[mysticsybil]

I don’t read as much as I used to. I don’t draw as much as I used to.

I don’t even play video games as much as I used to.

I have no idea what I do.

[chifnerd]

Real fuckin’ talk

[r4yquaza]

[seudag]

oh my god

[mellolicious-definition-deactiv]

JAMES YOU ARE 17 WTF ARE YOU DOING

[analbuttsexdicks]

It's totally awesome that because Paul is a child and can't handle being around me, I don't get to see my other friends, because God fucking forbid Paul isn't at dans for once. It really is always me who ends up left out with nothing to do. Whatever. Guess I'll read.