do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews
new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀
d e v o n
Peter Solarz
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

pixel skylines
tumblr dot com

No title available
Cosmic Funnies
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

@theartofmadeline
One Nice Bug Per Day
AnasAbdin

★

Andulka
Mike Driver
RMH
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

shark vs the universe

Kaledo Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from Norway

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany

seen from Germany
seen from Russia
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Türkiye
@analish
do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews
new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀
this show is so important to me
I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???
the signs as “Texts from last night” part 2
Aries: (614): bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Taurus: (605): I thought I’d never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
gemini: (419): Let’s be honest, I’ve seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Cancer: (828): Stop calling me, Mom. I’m in his closet. You’re gonna blow my cover and I’m about to catch this lying SOB.
Leo: (815): Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I’m asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Virgo: (808): You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Libra: (707): Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I’m watching his dog this weekend while he’s in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Scorpio: (903): We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sagittarius:(281): I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I’m an adult
Capricorn: (740): Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test…there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Aquarius: (612): Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Pisces: 630): True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent’s house
me: mom can I go out?
my mom:
This will never not be funny
surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are
my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher
me as a teacher
he got curved in front of the kids, all Ls
The ‘Actor’ walk.
child prodigy
I matched with my professor right after our final… This is what he messaged me
[via]
The Election of the Century