sam?????

aaaaaaa can't keep tumbling let me out let me out aaaaaaaaaa too much tumbling i'm gonna get a concussion aaaaaaaa let me out

[analog-frog]

i'm a philosopher with balls call me soccartes ring ring wait hold on give me a second ring ring i think my banana phone ring ring my banana phone is ringing. yellow?

[gloomytwinkles]

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[gingik]

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[alandrosul]

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

[k4iriiiiii]

[galaxyangelxoxo]

What bro sees after fingering me because I’m so full of whimsy and individuality haha

[gryffon]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[halondrus]

[cannabutch]

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

[sirobvious]

Turn off the computer

[codenamex96]

unplug the keyboard

[mangonetics]

Wallow in filth

[k-simplex]

Dream about me

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]