ANARKHIPOV

She/They Philadelphia. I reblog things including but not limited to: awful memes and social issues. I'm an anarchist and I write/sing/play acoustic anarcho-punk music.

[anarcho-faggot]

Picture, if you will, a Guitar that is a Table filled with Hammers. Now you’ve began to understood the indelible majesty of “The Piano.” Invented in 1973 by Elton John when he wanted to write Benny And The Jets but lacked an Infernal Contraption with which to do so, The Piano has been a staple of the American Household for over 80 years. Recently, The Piano has fallen out of favor as Americans have turned their attention to the MacBook Pro, which is also a sort of Science Fiction Piano. The

[anarcho-faggot]

The only reasonable explanation for these two men on The Great British Baking Show to be wearing the same exact, weirdly specific outfit, is that they have in the past, or intend to, in the future, explore each other’s bodies sexually. In this essay, I will

[anarcho-faggot]

Will & Smegalopolis

[anarcho-faggot]

Please go see Megalopolis. It’s the most important movie of the 21st century!

[mousegirlheart]

fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

[anarcho-faggot]

[werebutch]

[anarcho-faggot]

Sorry but that guy doesn’t know a god damned thing; not a single pathetic morsel of knowledge about anything at all is rattling around inside him. He is empty. And for this, he is Free.

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[wizardnuke]

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

[wizardnuke]

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

[anarcho-faggot]

I’m jumping up and down and pumping my fists and screaming and crying because this is so real

[vague-humanoid]

[save-mohamed-family]

The criminal Israeli occupation killed my mother, father, and siblings, and destroyed my life and future. Every minute, a massacre occurs.

You are my last hope, the only one I can rely on. Please, do not hesitate to help. I want to do everything I can to protect my children and my wife and save them from this hell.

Donate to Help Mohammed's Family Escape the Gaza Genocide, organized by S G

Hi, I'm a grad student in NYC who has been active in Palestine solidarity for a wh… S G needs your support for Help Mohammed's Family Escape

[determinate-negation]

please donate to mohammed! i'm organizing his campaign now because he was having issues with the previous hosts. this is #192 on the vetted fundraiser list

i cant stand watching people be exterminated before our eyes every day. this is an actual holocaust happening in front of the world and no one is doing anything

please help him and his family survive and be able to evacuate from gaza, this is really urgent

$3,377 raised of $50,000

[gottauseanomdeplume]

Denisovan sounds like the name a paleontologist would use for trying to get into some sort of vip French aristocrat hangout spot where some motherfucker named Monsieur Francois DeBreventeauxesaux is trying to pass up a photo of a really freaky ass monkey as the missing link while taking downright inconceivable amounts of opium in between episodes of using more slurs than a teen comedy villain from the 90s (on anti-opium)

[anarcho-faggot]

[anarcho-faggot]

A brief yet compelling thesis on the nature of the cyclical process of the live performance; grounded in, and developed from the most recent, peer-reviewed scientific data available on the subject.

[byjove]

This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”

[byjove]

His kids asking him where he was on 9/11 and he’s like “I was there. One block away. Didn’t see anything because I was delivering a Phantom Menace poster.”

[byjove]

I know I keep mentioning it but the fact the thing he’s delivering is so visibly poster shaped is so hilarious. Like if it was a big box labeled MEDICINE, KEEP REFRIGERATED or something visibly important, this photo would be a famous, used as patriotic propaganda about duty in the face of adversity. But this guy delivering what is almost certainly a poster while the South Tower collapses is almost an act of absurdism.

[wheeled-jack]

Unironically I think this is one of the best photos I've ever seen. I'm going wild over it. I want to burn it into my brain forever. This is someone the next town over from Pompeii bringing their brand new toga home while Vesuvius erupts in the distance. This is a Londoner eating dinner while the air raid sirens blast. This is anyone doing anything back in 2020, really. The action of delivering a poster may be hilariously specific but the concept is universal. This expresses some fundamental element of what it is to be human. This is art, straight up.

[anarcho-faggot]

It’s almost long enough that this could be an advertisement for UPS 🙏

[anarcho-faggot]

Sunglass Kiosk Blues

I don’t expect anyone to listen to this on here but if you happen to, let me know what you think of this song I’m writing:

I look east out towards the ocean

The great horizon line that parallels my eyes and keeps me calm

I can’t think but for the water

Oh green and blue say something beautiful

I see truth among the worst of us up here

I see smoke where I would like to see more clearly I see

Power hungry monkeys crying laughing all the way down to the bank

Oh how I long for our redemption

Oh I watch it slip away unscathed unfelt by anyone

It’s a curse to have this dream of mine

Where something lives and breathes and speaks through all of us

I see suffering in the crowds down at the mall

The man that works the sunglass kiosk most of all

He says “How are you?” and we walk through him we pretend that man does not exist

[toastbutteregg]

[anarcho-faggot]

That scene in SpongeBob where the tiny SpongeBobs inside his head were burning computers and filing cabinets is actually real; that’s what’s happening in my head all the time.

[viralfrog]

[anarcho-faggot]

I thought you were American

[catkins-quirks]

re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

[nerdy-catfish]

Our blessed handcrafted misinformation vs their barbarous machine-generated lies

[anarcho-faggot]

Handcrafted Misinformation or Barbarous Misinformation by Rosa Luxembourg

[anarcho-faggot]

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