Bowyer

“What? WHAT? Disturb me you must not! Practicing, I am. More arrows must I shoot! More statues must I make, nya!... G nya, NYA!? A stranger you are... and strange looking at that! Teach you, we must, who's in charge!”

[anastrophicbow]

"Again without warning me, my post tumblr has eaten! No longer in the drafts or the ask box nor posted the ask is. Me dirty like this, tumblr, why do you gotta do? Gnya-ha-ha! Have to be so tough, why does life?”

[dead-and-done-k]

does anyone remember bowyer from smrpg?

no one?

ok..

[anastrophicbow]

Pochi and Nyaat 2B Found

“Happened to my post what has? My answer I typed out, and yesterday, to the queue added it; when time to post it came, vanished into thin air it did! In my drafts it no longer is, or my queue, or my ask box, happened to it what has? That little furret, will not now know that never heard of Pochinya I have, since posted that post never was. Infuriating tumblr is, gnya!”

[promotionatstake]

The Alluring Akinator Awards

I found ya (and Bowyer) In Akinator :3

“Say, @anastrophicbow​, do you know what Akinator is?”

[anastrophicbow]

“A computer game and mobile app Akinator is. Attempts to determine what fictional or real-life character the player is thinking of, during game play it does by asking a series of questions. Until, show up in his search results do you, you haven’t made it.”

[anastrophicbow]

Sorry, Bowyer 😟😞

“Just stand there, do not! To attack me, you must try. See if, use the ‘Y’ or ‘A’ buttons, you can? With ‘X’ can you open your inventory? Locked, everything should be. Nya!”

[anastrophicbow]

Whoops o.o; (she stopped pressing those buttons)

“Better, that is. With all thee buttons down, be able to do anything but block you should not.”

[anastrophicbow]

Okay :3 (She randomly pushes 3 buttons) >w

“What doing are you?! At once you can’t press them all! Gnya!! Ever done that before no one has, cause unpredictable results, it could! Styooop!!”

[anastrophicbow]

(Sees the button that Labled "A" "X" and "Y") Don't you mind, if I can push these buttons that what can they do, I'm curious ówò

“Locked, from doing that action will you be, once one of these buttons you push. Stuck like that until another button is pressed, you will be. Nyaaa. If you want to, try it out?”

[anastrophicbow]

Would you rather had four legs like a centaur or had 4 - 5 heads like a hydra

“Get confusing fast, having forty-five heads would. Rather be a centaur, would I, I’d think.”

[anastrophicbow]

Have you heard Nyaromon before?

“First, ask Google what a Nyaromon is, let me. A strange cat-like creature it appears to be, and for eyebrows it has dual fins. Seen or heard of such an extraordinyaaary thing before, I have not.”

[peardian]

A courageous Terrapin is taking Mack head-on, but Bowyer means to end the quarrel. However, it seems he has grabbed a Jabit by mistake! This is another render made for the recent 5th anniversary. This was the only other section of the planned wallpaper scene that I had fully planned before scrapping the idea, though I did rearrange some things for this render.

First render

[genoandmallow]

Bowyer

Did he say the part about the water out loud? He must have otherwise Geno was a mind reader, and if he could read minds he would know what Bowyer had been up too. “Okie-dokie, your lead I’ll follow, Geno.” he said and started walking behind the puppet.

Geno really hesitated about trusting Bowyer at all, but he was the only one around being there since a while ago and knew more about the situation. Perhaps, for the first time, he could help to do something good.

He kept walking, listening to the sound of water. He knew there should be a way up to those mountains where the water came from and he had to find it and seek for the said one that is responsible for this.

“How long have you been here? Did you see someone else before around here?” Geno asked Bowyer. 

[anastrophicbow]

“See anyone else, did I, hmm?  Yeeessssssss. Some huge dog-like monster, I saw. One with the body of an orange, a yellow orange with red squiggly lines on it. Four towers on its head, he had... or maybe ears, perhaps or horns? But the giant tongue, his most distinguishing feature was. A suspicious individual, do I say so myself, surely I do.”

There was something... off about the way he was talking, even more than usual. Like he was making it up as he went along, or trying to convince himself unsuccessfully that this had happened.

[boneclone]

It’s been a while since I’ve drawn The Best Boy

[anastrophicbow]

"A proctologist, with those skills he could have been.  Hmmmmmm.”

[genoandmallow]

Bowyer

“Reason there is, and a very good reason too, surely.” Bowyer closed his eyes and thought hard, either Geno was much stupider than he had anticipated, or he was simply giving him the benefit of the doubt for the time being. Either way he hadn’t really planned on getting this far so her had no idea what to do. There was no other explanation, was there? If he claimed there must be something in the water, then they’d have to go check the river and there’d be nothing to find there.

Wait, don’t some mages have time based magic? If they can cast haste, then they can cast slow, maybe even stop… that was as good of a wild goose chase as any other he could think of. “Casting spells someone is, so look for a spell caster we should. Nya.”

“Okay, I get it. I was just making sure you were really helping…” Geno said with a smile. “Alright, so the water… Maybe if we follow the place the water comes from, we might find the one responsible for casting such ‘spells’…” the doll said, thinking about it.

“The water might be coming from the mountains, right?” he said, looking up ahead. “It usually does… Let’s follow the river all the way…” he added to begin walking.

[anastrophicbow]

Did he say the part about the water out loud? He must have otherwise Geno was a mind reader, and if he could read minds he would know what Bowyer had been up too. “Okie-dokie, your lead I’ll follow, Geno.” he said and started walking behind the puppet.

[genoandmallow]

Bowyer

“Most peculiar indeed it seems the animals in this part of the forest are. Stationary they are, and explanation there is not, a mystery indeed it is. Come up with something, if we put our heads together we can maybe?”

“… Are you implying this isn’t your fault? Well then, what do you think we could do? Have you seen anything strange in this forest to be the source of this?” the star asked as he looked around. 

“There must be a reason why they ended like this…” he added.

[anastrophicbow]

"Reason there is, and a very good reason too, surely.” Bowyer closed his eyes and thought hard, either Geno was much stupider than he had anticipated, or he was simply giving him the benefit of the doubt for the time being. Either way he hadn’t really planned on getting this far so her had no idea what to do. There was no other explanation, was there? If he claimed there must be something in the water, then they’d have to go check the river and there’d be nothing to find there.

Wait, don’t some mages have time based magic? If they can cast haste, then they can cast slow, maybe even stop... that was as good of a wild goose chase as any other he could think of. “Casting spells someone is, so look for a spell caster we should. Nya.”

[genoandmallow]

Bowyer

“Causing any trouble I’m not, and shooting arrows at all the furry woodland creatures I’m most certainly nyat either!” If Geno looked around he would see occasional rabbits or other wildlife frozen in mid-hop or whatever it was they happened to be doing at the time.

“……” Seeing the wildlife frozen made the doll raise a brow to then look at Bowyer. “Are you sure? Then what happened here?” he asked, wanting some answers.

[anastrophicbow]

"Most peculiar indeed it seems the animals in this part of the forest are. Stationary they are, and explanation there is not, a mystery indeed it is. Come up with something, if we put our heads together we can maybe?”

[genoandmallow]

Bowyer

Bowyer popped out of a bush in front of Geno, “Meet again we do, finally. My arch nemesis, if it is nyat. Is killing me once enough for you not, hmm?”

“Bowyer? What the heck are you doing here?” Geno asked, surprised to see him again. “Don’t tell me you’re giving troubles now in this place…” 

[anastrophicbow]

“Causing any trouble I’m not, and shooting arrows at all the furry woodland creatures I’m most certainly nyat either!” If Geno looked around he would see occasional rabbits or other wildlife frozen in mid-hop or whatever it was they happened to be doing at the time.