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ask-smokescreen ❤ FOR ALL jk jk for prime wars boy and one-shall-fall for horrid curiosity

@ask-smokescreen ／ meme

Affectionate;

Sex;

Dates;

Would my character…

#05. ／ meme.#asksmokescreen #[ HE'S NOT A VERY AFFECTIONATE GUY LMAO ]

doktorsterben ❤ for one-shall-fall and anathemaxis

@doktorsterben ／ meme

Affectionate;

Sex;

Dates;

Would my character…

#doktorsterben #05. ／ meme.#[ If you think your chances are any better here... ]#[ They are only slightly. ]

ask-smokescreen‌:

“Pfff- Pff, no, you don’t, but that description of him is spot on! But you’re not a force of destruction these days? That’s probably a good thing for me– at least now I know a night with you won’t be my last night!”

Smokescreen tilts his helm, still looking up at the larger bot, trying to get a good read on him. He’s a bit different from other Megatrons, but he should still be fun to mess with!

“Is it really? I just like food, and I figured you’d probably appreciate a snack, too. But if you wanna skip the dinner and just come to my place, that works for me, too.”

To that, he only offers a vague shrug.

“Well, I never said I wasn’t a killing mech anymore. My war’s just over. That’s it.”

Folding massive arms over his chassis, he tilts his helm at the Autobot, optics glinting as he tries to get a read on their identification. Whoever they were, they certainly weren’t registered in his data profiles.

“Oh, given how this entire conversation started, I can tell you enjoy eating. So do you have a designation, or are you aiming to make me call you Autobot for the entirety of this escapade?”

#asksmokescreen #>your place #this megs doesn't know what he's getting into but buddy..............

ask-smokescreen‌:

“… Wait, your name isn’t Megatron anymore? What is it? Uhhh- Are you going by Megatronus again? Did you steal a different Prime’s name?”

Smokescreen isn’t feeling encouraged by the dry stare, but grins up at the larger bot anyway.

“Up to the challenge? Oh man, you really don’t know me, do you? How about I take you out for dinner? I bet I can show you just how much I can handle.”

“Megatronus? Do I look a useless, purple walking clown to you? I meant the ‘destruction’ calling, not my designation.”

It’s far too early in the day for this kind of offense, and he glowers at the Autobot’s stubborn grin while fighting off a smirk of his own. He almost wanted to brush the Autobot off on proxy just to see that grin fall.

“Dinner? How traditional of you. Plan to pry my hobbies from me? You might be disappointed―I don’t have much to speak of these days.”

#asksmokescreen

ask-smokescreen said: Hey, you're Megs, right? Dark lord of Destruction and all that? Hypothetically, would you be down to, uh... /Vulgar gestures/

@ask-smokescreen ／ unprompted ／ always accepting.

“You’re behind the times, Autobot. I don’t go by that calling anymore.”

Oh, this should be good. He’s entertained, despite the dry stare he’s giving in response.

“Hypothetically, I could be convinced. But I’m not sure you’re up for that challenge.”

#01. ／ inbox.#asksmokescreen #you're young and youthful and don't have any trauma for me to poke fun at (so far)#:la needs convincing.

riphunter

starscream: >:3

megatron: please for the love of GOD stay dead you little shit

#02. ／ media.

ak6dns5m

#02. ／ media.#breaking my goddamn heart.

riphunter

yeah the prime wars trilogy is “bad” and a “mess” and “makes no sense” but it also has moments like this one which is why i love it

#02. ／ media.#since im here to yell @ birdy

ak6dns5m

TFワンドロ

2019.05.04 第225回お題【司令官】【和】

和平への道。

#02. ／ media.#@charlie LOOK AT THEM!!!

warlordratchet‌:

“I will ignore your first statement but alright then, go ahead. Tell me what has been weighing on you, Megatron.”

Cue long, drawn-out sigh.

“It’s Starscream. My greatest regret I must suffer with is knowing that I’ve only ever killed him once. I hated that little bastard. Do you medic-types know a way to bring back the dead? I’d enjoy blasting his frame apart a few more times for my own satisfaction.”

#warlordratchet

warlordratchet‌:

*sheds my frame*

much better.

#warlordratchet #07. ／ crack.#and yet you remain a clown.

riphunter

so, the legends are true. you are the fallen, the flame, the one who stood apart from the original thirteen. the first decepticon. we have watched you. i have watched you, megatron. then you know i have followed in your stead. from my earliest days of gladitorial combat, i carried a likeness of your name as a symbol—a symbol of the empire you sought to build. i bore the weight of the mission that you began. i ruled planets, commanded armies, fought so many wars in your name. you are acknowledged. now, make your point. we lost, goddamn you! i’ve been banished, stripped of my title, and abandoned by my troops. you claim to be our god, but what have you done for us? more importantly, what are you going to do for me?

#02. ／ media.

warlordratchet‌:

“Actually no, I have no need to do that because quite frankly I do not care about the past. Though if you wish to I am more than happy to listen.”

“You don’t care about the past? You’re wrong, obviously, but I’ll let you continue deluding yourself about it."

Hmm.

“But if you’re going to be listening to me, I have a confession. Something that’s been weighing on my spark for millennia...”

#warlordratchet

doktorsterben said: PTERODACTYL SCREAM

@doktorsterben ／ unprompted ／ always accepting.

Gets out the broom.

#01. ／ inbox.#doktorsterben #beats the shit out of you with the broom

warlordratchet‌:

“It doesn’t bother me in the least bit. I know my worth and nothing you say will take it away from me.”

“Oh good, we’re being accepting of ourselves. Is this where we start talking about terrible past experiences and cry on each other's shoulders for whatever sad reason? That’s something you Autobots are fond to do, isn’t it?”

#warlordratchet #when don't they fight

warlordratchet‌:

“Nothing wrong with that. Money is money and medical school didn’t pay for itself.”

“Hilarious, as you’re ineffective all the same.”

#warlordratchet #smh

warlordratchet‌:

What exactly are you saying?

“Oh, I forgot you Autobots don’t understand implications. I said you’re a whore.”

#warlordratchet #dabs

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