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Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Mike Driver

@theartofmadeline
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@anawkwardaardvark
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Bim for Vogue Italia
Tayce for Astrophe Magazine issue 4 INTIMACY
Photography by Narita Savoor
Actually me.
me in silent hill trying to find a starbucks so i can get a nitro cold brew
Transcript:
I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.
Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.
What I do is not a crime, but it should be.
MJ RODRIGUEZ Pose season 3 promo “Deeper Love”
i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life
when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill
oh god oh fuck oh god oh fc ck o h gdo
I would do anything for this person. Holy fuuuuuuu
*misses fruits that are out of season*
Fruit (out of season)
one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”
me: i’m going to write today!!
also me:
Me today.
Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO
Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/
This is what stepping on a landmine feels like
this felt like getting punched in the throat
Happy hump-day 🎉
Sexism? In my racism? Who could have thought?
well that sure is rare and unusual