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[OPENS A BIG DUSTY ALCHEMY TOME AND OPENS TO THE PAGE MARKED "RECIPE FOR MALE SLUTS"]

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Bim for Vogue Italia

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Tayce for Astrophe Magazine issue 4 INTIMACY

Photography by Narita Savoor

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Actually me.

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me in silent hill trying to find a starbucks so i can get a nitro cold brew

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Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

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MJ RODRIGUEZ Pose season 3 promo “Deeper Love”

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thyrell

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

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when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

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oh god oh fuck oh god oh fc ck o h gdo

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I would do anything for this person. Holy fuuuuuuu

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*misses fruits that are out of season*

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Fruit (out of season)

marsup

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”