melancholic homosexual with poor equilibrium.

he/him

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS A BIG DUSTY ALCHEMY TOME AND OPENS TO THE PAGE MARKED "RECIPE FOR MALE SLUTS"]

[vvmxo-deactivated20240717]

Bim for Vogue Italia

[taekooluvr]

Tayce for Astrophe Magazine issue 4 INTIMACY

Photography by Narita Savoor

[dovahqueen4]

Actually me.

[hidekosgf]

me in silent hill trying to find a starbucks so i can get a nitro cold brew 

[ryebreadgf]

[wytchcore]

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[brandon-perea]

MJ RODRIGUEZ Pose season 3 promo “Deeper Love”

[papermariosuggestion]

[unaffiliatedhorseblog]

O

[thyrell]

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

[transfemininomenon]

when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

[owenology]

oh god oh fuck oh god oh fc ck o h gdo

[themissingaddams]

[yourclashatdemonhead]

[whered-my-skin-go-deactivated20]

I would do anything for this person. Holy fuuuuuuu

[horsegirlkj]

*misses fruits that are out of season*

[chaoticeddie]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

Fruit (out of season)

[marsup]

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

[akaashikelji]

me: i’m going to write today!!

also me:

[dabiyyah-deactivated20211117]

Me today. 

[catchymemes]

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[rook-the-catechumen]

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

[bigmeansweatydyke]

this felt like getting punched in the throat

[woodlandhomo]

Happy hump-day 🎉

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Sexism? In my racism? Who could have thought?

[homofied]

[epilepticsaints]

[huffylemon]

well that sure is rare and unusual

[pudico]